IS BECAUSE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDSHAS A SERIOUS ILLNESS.
ERIC CARTMAN HASBEEN DIAGNOSED WITH H.I.V.
HE'S BEEN TOSEVERAL SPECIALISTS
SINCE A BOTCHED BLOODTRANSFUSION.
THE DISEASE ISIN VERY EARLY STAGES
AND COMPLETELY MANAGEABLE,
BUT HE'S NATURALLYA BIT SCARED.
CARTMAN HAS H.I.V. ?
WE NEED EVERYONETO UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU CAN'TGET THE VIRUS FROM ERIC.
YOU CAN STILL GIVE HIMHUGS AND EVEN KISSES.
DON'T BEAFRAID OF HIM, JUST--
ERIC CARTMAN HAS H.I.V.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNABRING ERIC IN NOW,
AND LET'S ALL BEAS SUPPORTIVE AS WE CAN
AND SHOW HIM LOTSOF LOVE, OKAY ?
ERIC, COME ON IN.
YOUR FRIENDS ALL WANT TOSAY HI, M'KAY ?
HI, ERIC !ERIC, HI !HEY THERE, ERIC !
HOW YA DOIN', ERIC ?
YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'REA REAL SPECIAL LITTLE GUY.
AND EVEN THOUGHYOU HAVE AIDS,
I AIN'T GONNA ACTANY DIFFERENT TOWARDS YOU.
GODDAMN IT,THIS SUCKS ASS !
EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TOSTEP OUT FOR A MINUTE.
( snickering )
( laughing uncontrollably )
POOR OL' KYLE,HE'S REALLY TAKING IT HARD.
IS KYLELAUGHING OUT THERE ?!
THIS ISN'T A TIME FORFUNNY JOKES !
I'M GONNA DIE !
NO, YOU'RE NOTGOING TO DIE, ERIC.
AIDS ISN'T AS BIG A DEALAS IT USED TO BE.
THERE AREADVANCES IN TREATMENT--
NOT A BIG DEAL ?!
IS THAT HOWEVERYONE FEELS ?!
PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND
THE SERIOUSNESSOF THIS ILLNESS,
AND THE BRAVERY OF THE PEOPLEWHO STRUGGLE WITH IT !
WE ARE HERE TONIGHT TO SALUTETHE BRAVERY AND THE COURAGE
OF ONE VERYSPECIAL LITTLE BOY
WHO IS LIVING WITH H.I.V.
WHERE THE HELLIS EVERYBODY ?
EXCUSE ME, SHOULDN'T WEWAIT FOR EVERYONE TO ARRIVE
BEFORE WE GETSTARTED ?
THIS IS EVERYONE.
WE DIDN'T SELLTHAT MANY TICKETS.
GREAT BENEFIT, ERIC !
THE ITALIAN MEATBALLSARE F-F-F-FANTASTIC !
SO THIS IS IT ?
I'M AFRAID AIDS BENEFITSAREN'T AS POPULAR
AS THEY USED TO BE.
AIDS WAS MORE THE '80s/'90s DISEASE.
IT'S ALL ABOUTCANCER NOW.
WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT !
OF ALL THE TIMESTO GET AIDS,
I GET IT RIGHT WHENEVERYONE STOPS GIVING A CRAP !
WITH ALL OF YOUR HELP,
WE HAVE RAISED OVER$17.00 FOR AIDS TONIGHT,
Free Ice Cream?
After tonsil surgery Cartman is supposed to get free ice cream.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
Cartman's AIDS Benefit is ruined when Jimmy Buffet performs.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman fly for free by posing as cancer patientsx CLOSE
Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure.x CLOSE
After tonsil surgery Cartman is supposed to get free ice cream.x CLOSE
The boys find out that one of their friends has a very serious illness.x CLOSE
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.x CLOSE
Kyle has trouble showing compassion when Cartman is stricken with an illness.x CLOSE
Butters helps Cartman teach Kyle a lesson about compassion.x CLOSE
While the doctor finds his infection a mystery, Kyle has no doubt where he got it.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle rumble on the playground.x CLOSE