NO, IT'S NOT.
ERIC, I'M AFRAID THAT WE'VEACCIDENTALLY INFECTED YOU
WITH THE AIDS VIRUS.
WHAT'S THATSUPPOSED TO MEAN ?
DURING THE TONSIL SURGERY,
WE HAD TO SUPPLY YOUWITH DONOR BLOOD.
A MISTAKE WAS MADE
AND YOU WERE GIVEN BLOODCONTAMINATED WITH H.I.V.
IT WAS A ONE-IN-A-BILLIONFLUKE.
I HAVE AIDS ?!
NOT YET, BUT WE'VE CONFIRMEDTHAT YOU NOW HAVE
THE VIRUSTHAT CAUSES AIDS.
WE ARE VERY SORRY.
YOU GAVE ME AIDSAND YOU'RE SORRY ?!
OH, MY POOR LITTLE BABY !
MOM, YOU SAID NOTHINGWOULD GO WRONG !
OH, GOD !OH, NO !
NO, NO,THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT ?
THIS IS A JOKE !
I CAN'T HAVE AIDS !
WE ARE GOING TO DOEVERYTHING IN OUR POWER
TO MAKE THIS UP TO YOU, ERIC.
FOR STARTERS, I THINKI OWE YOU SOME ICE CREAM.
F--K YOUR ICE CREAM !
YOU SAID I'DBE FINE !
YOU ALL SAIDI'D BE FINE !
WOAA-OH OOOOOH !
OH, MY BABYHAS H.I.V. !
THANK YOU FOR COMING,EVERYONE.
BOYS, PLEASE TAKE A SEAT.
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
ARE WE IN TROUBLE ?
Are You HIV Positive?
Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure.
Cartman's AIDS Benefit is ruined when Jimmy Buffet performs.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman fly for free by posing as cancer patientsx CLOSE
Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure.x CLOSE
After tonsil surgery Cartman is supposed to get free ice cream.x CLOSE
The boys find out that one of their friends has a very serious illness.x CLOSE
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.x CLOSE
Kyle has trouble showing compassion when Cartman is stricken with an illness.x CLOSE
Butters helps Cartman teach Kyle a lesson about compassion.x CLOSE
While the doctor finds his infection a mystery, Kyle has no doubt where he got it.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle rumble on the playground.x CLOSE