YESTERDAY, AT APPROXIMATELY 1800 HOURS,

TERRORISTSSUCCESSFULLY ATTACKED...

OUR IMAGINATION.

OUR IMAGINATION ?

( woman )HOW ?

THE IMAGINARY ATTACKAPPEARS TO HAVE BEEN

IN THE WORKS FOR YEARS.

THE EFFECTS OF THE ATTACKARE SO FAR UNIMAGINABLE.

WE'VE INTERCEPTEDTHIS VIDEOTAPE

THE TERRORISTSMADE FOR BROADCAST.

LUCKILY, WE'VE KEPT IT FROMBEING BROADCAST TO THE PUBLIC.

( shouting in terr-berish )

No, he's justa Care Bear !

Agh !

OH, MY GOD.

LATER IN THE VIDEO, WE CANSEE ANOTHER IMAGINARY HOSTAGE,

THIS ONE READINGA FORCED STATEMENT.

"Praise to the mighty Allah.

His divine grace and will havebrought forth this day."

( in terr-berish )

Whoa, jeez !

"Uh, now see yoursafety is at our whim.

"This is the priceyou pay, America !

"You have defiled Allah,

"and now we shall turn yourimagination against you !

Death to the infidels !"

Can I go now ?

Stan, Kyle, could-could yaget me outta here ?!

GENTLEMEN, THE TERRORISTSAPPEAR TO HAVE

COMPLETE CONTROLOF OUR IMAGINATION.

IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIMEBEFORE...

OUR IMAGINATIONSSTART RUNNING WILD.