HEY, KID,HAVE YOU SEEN KYLE ?
WE'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE
AND WE HAVE TOSHOW HIM SOMETHING.
HE'S BURNING DOWNDE SCHOOL.
HE SAID HE'S GONNA BURNTHE SCHOOL DOWN TO THE GWOUND.
( thunder )
ALL THE CRUEL JOKESAND RIDICULE
WILL FINALLY BE OVER !
ARE YOUHAPPY NOW, GOD ?!
YOU MADE ME LOOKLIKE THIS !
KYLE, KYLE, DON'T !
DON'T TRYAND STOP ME, STAN !
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS
TO BE A DEFORMEDMONSTROSITY !
THE LIST WASA FORGERY, KYLE !
IT DIDN'T SPARKLEWITH ALL THE GIRLS.
WE HAVE THE REAL LIST !
( gun cocking )
THAT'S ABOUTFAR ENOUGH !
GIVE ME THAT LIST,WENDY.
STAN, WHAT IS GOING ON ?!
IT WAS ABOUT SHOES, KYLE.
THE GIRLS WANTEDSHOES SO THEY SET YOU UP.
KYLE WAS SIMPLY A CASUALTY.
TO MOVE CLYDE MEANT CRAIGHAD TO BE MOVED TO NUMBER 12,
WHICH MOVED JIMMY DOWNAND MOVED JASON UP.
SO WHAT NUMBER WAS I ?
OUR LISTS' INTEGRITY !
DID YOU SEETHESE SHOES, WENDY ?
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOWINCREDIBLE THEY ARE.
OH, MY GOD,THOSE ARE AMAZING.
IS THAT A LACEACROSS THE TOP ?
NO, IT'S A LITTLE STRAP !
OH, BUT ITDOESN'T MATTER !
YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR !
IF YOU HADN'T GONEALL NANCY DREW ON US
THIS WOULD HAVE JUSTGONE AWAY.
SHE'S GONNA KILL US ?
IT'S TOO LATE, BEBE.
I'VE ALREADYMADE A FULL REPORT
AND SENT A COPYTO THE POLICE.
PEOPLE WILL KNOW.
OH, PLEASE,YOU'RE LYING.
( sirens blaring )
( man on megaphone )Give it up, Bebe.
We know all about it.
The list wascompromised.
Kyle Broflovski is notthe ugliest boy in the class.
( grunting )
( gunshot fired )
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHINGWRONG !
YOU CAN EXPLAINALL THAT DOWNTOWN.
WE'VE BEENTHROUGH A LOT,
BUT YOU CAN FINALLY SEE WHEREYOU REALLY ARE ON THE LIST.
YOU SURE YOU'REOKAY WITH THIS, KYLE ?
ABE LINCOLN WAS RIGHT.
I DON'T WANNA FIND OUTI'M GOOD LOOKING
AND BECOME A TOTAL----- WHEN I GROW UP.
ABE LINCOLN ?
STAN, IT'S BEEN REALLY GREATHANGING OUT WITH YOU AGAIN.
I FEEL LIKE YOU'VECHANGED SOMEHOW...
IN A REALLY AWESOME WAY.
I GUESS A LOT OFTHINGS CHANGE, DON'T THEY ?
It Was About Shoes!?
Stan and Wendy tell Kyle about the girls' fake list. Bebe pulls out a gun, and a pair of amazing shoes.
The girls have a secret list ranking the boys' looks from cutest to ugliest.x CLOSE
The boys steal the girls' list, and Kyle is upset that he's ranked last.x CLOSE
Butters tells his parents he's not the ugliest boy in class.x CLOSE
Kyle's family does a bad job making him feel better.x CLOSE
Kyle feels like an ugly outcast at school.x CLOSE
Kyle attempts to give an ugly girl a makeover.x CLOSE
Stan is out of his element at the girls' list making meeting.x CLOSE
Abraham Lincoln tries to show Kyle the benefits of being ugly.x CLOSE
Wendy has found some discrepancies in the list's vote counting.x CLOSE
Kyle buys a lot of flammable liquids from a friendly hardware store clerk.x CLOSE