HAS TAMPEREDWITH ONE OF OUR LISTS.
I'VE COMPILED A FULL REPORTAND IT TURNS OUT THAT
NOBODY VOTED CLYDETHE CUTEST IN THE CLASS.
I BELIEVE REBECCACHANGED THE LIST
TO MAKE HIM NUMBER ONE.
WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT ?
RIGHT AFTERTHE LIST WAS MADE,
REBECCA STARTED GOING OUTWITH CLYDE.
YOU CAN READ ALLTHE DISCREPANCIES IN HERE.
WE NEED TO REMAKETHAT LIST.
YOU JUST COULDN'TLET IT GO.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
CALL THE GIRLS IN !
I'M AFRAID WE CAN'TDO THAT, WENDY.
DID YOU KNOW, WENDY,THAT CLYDE'S FATHER OWNS
THE SHOE STOREAT THE MALL ?
A LOT OF US HAVEALWAYS WANTED TO DATE CLYDE
TO GET FREE SHOES,
BUT WE COULDN'T BECAUSE HEWASN'T POPULAR ENOUGH.
YOU KNEW ?
UNFORTUNATELY,THE MEMBERS VOTED CLYDE
IN THE BOTTOM FIVEOF THE LIST.
THAT'S WHY WE HADTO MANIPULATE THE VOTES,
FORGE A NEW LIST,
AND HIDETHE REAL ONE.
SO THAT YOU ALL COULD JUSTIFYDATING CLYDE AND GET SHOES ?
HOW DARE YOU TAKEADVANTAGE OF YOUR POSITION !
I'M GOING TO TELL BEBE
AND HAVE YOU BOTH DISBARREDFROM THE LIST COMMITTEE !
WHO DO YOU THINKAUTHORIZED THE BUYOUT ?
NO, NOT BEBE.
SHE'S DATING CLYDE NOW.
NOBODY LOVES SHOESMORE THAN HER.
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
WHEN THE OTHER GIRLS FIND OUTYOU IGNORED THEIR VOTES--
YOU REALLY THINKTHEY'LL BELIEVE YOU
OVER THE HEADSOF COMMITTEE ?
WE'LL SIMPLYGENERATE A NEW LIST:
AND PUT YOUAT THE TOP.
DO YOURSELFA FAVOR, WENDY.
JUST LET IT GO AND KEEPYOUR LITTLE MOUTH SHUT.
I DON'T THINK SO.
STAN, RUN !
JESUS, DUDE !
Wendy and Stan discover the conspiracy goes all the way to the top.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
The girls have a secret list ranking the boys' looks from cutest to ugliest.x CLOSE
The boys steal the girls' list, and Kyle is upset that he's ranked last.x CLOSE
Butters tells his parents he's not the ugliest boy in class.x CLOSE
Kyle's family does a bad job making him feel better.x CLOSE
Kyle feels like an ugly outcast at school.x CLOSE
Kyle attempts to give an ugly girl a makeover.x CLOSE
Stan is out of his element at the girls' list making meeting.x CLOSE
Abraham Lincoln tries to show Kyle the benefits of being ugly.x CLOSE
Wendy has found some discrepancies in the list's vote counting.x CLOSE
Kyle buys a lot of flammable liquids from a friendly hardware store clerk.x CLOSE