I KNOW, THAT SONGIS SO AWESOME.
UH, WENDY,COULD I TALK TO YOU ?
OF COURSE, STAN.
JUST FOR A MINUTE,OVER HERE.
YOU THINK HE'S GONNA BEGHER TO COME BACK TO HIM ?
THIS ISA NICE SURPRISE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVERSPEAKING TO ME AGAIN.
YEAH, WELL, I WANNATALK TO YOU
ABOUT THISLIST YOU GIRLS MADE.
WHICH ONE ?WE MAKE LISTSALL THE TIME.
THE ONE WHERE YOU RATEDTHE BOYS LOOKS IN THE CLASS.
LOOK, IT REALLY MESSEDKYLE UP, OKAY ?
HOW COULD YOUVOTE HIM THE UGLIEST ?
WELL, PERSONALLY, I DIDN'TVOTE HIM THE UGLIEST.
MY VOTE WASFOR ERIC CARTMAN.
BUT ENOUGH OF THE OTHER GIRLSMUST HAVE THOUGHT THAT--
SO IT WASN'T UNANIMOUS.
MAYBE YOU CANJUST CHANGE THE LIST.
CHANGE THE LIST ?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAWHAT THAT WOULD TAKE ?
MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDHOW IMPORTANT
LIST-MAKING IS TO GIRLS.
IT'S NOT JUST SOMETHINGWE DO FLIPPANTLY.
CAN'T WE JUST TALK TO ALLTHE GIRLS WHO MADE THE LIST
AND FIND OUT WHY THEYVOTED KYLE LAST ?
ALL RIGHT,I'LL TRY TO GET YOU IN
TO OUR NEXT LIST-MAKINGMEETING,
BUT IT WON'T BE EASY.
( gavel banging,chimes ringing )
TODAY'S LIST MEETINGIS CALLED TO ORDER.
REBECCA, YOU HAVE THE FLOOR.
IF IT PLEASESAND SPARKLES,
I SUGGEST WE CONTINUEDELIBERATIONS ON LIST 47-D:
"WHICH GIRL HASTHE CUTEST PURSE."
REBECCA MOVESWE WORK ON LIST 47-D.
DOES THAT SPARKLE WITHALL THE GIRLS ?
DELIBERATING WHICH GIRLHAS THE CUTEST PURSE.
MILLY HAS THE FLOOR.
IF IT PLEASES AND SPARKLES,
I WOULD LIKE TO SUBMITTHAT JENNIFER'S PURSE
IS BY FAR THE CUTEST.
DEFINITELYCUTER THAN THERESA'S.
I DON'T THINKANYBODY HERE DISAGREES
THAT JENNIFER'S PURSE ISCUTER THAN THERESA'S,
BUT IT DOESN'TMAKE IT THE CUTEST.
THE COMMITTEEHAS ALREADY DECIDED
THAT NOTHING WITH STRIPESCAN BE IN
THE TOP-FIVE CUTEST PURSES.
SUNSHINE SPARKLE,WENDY HAS THE FLOOR.
IF IT PLEASESAND SPARKLES,
I WOULD LIKE TOSUGGEST THAT WE...
THAT WE REOPEN LAST WEEK'SLIST FOR DEBATE.
REOPEN LAST WEEK'S LIST ?
IS SHE CRAZY ?!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,COME BEFORE THE RAINBOW RAILING.
UH... I WAS JUST THINKINGTHAT MAYBE YOU VOTED
A LITTLE HASTILYON THE CUTEST BOY.
YOU THOUGHT YOUSHOULD BE NUMBER ONE ?
LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT
NO LIST IS MADE HASTILYBY THIS COMMITTEE.
HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
HE WAS JUST SAYINGMAYBE WE SHOULD
OPEN IT UPAGAIN FOR DISCUSSION.
I CANNOT, BY SPARKLE LAW,
MOVE TO HAVE AN OLDLIST INVESTIGATED.
HOWEVER, IF YOUCAN FIND RECOURSE
FOR SUCH AN INQUIRY, WENDY,I WOULD REVIEW IT.
DOES THAT SPARKLEWITH ALL THE GIRLS ?
If It Pleases and Sparkles
Stan is out of his element at the girls' list making meeting.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
The girls have a secret list ranking the boys' looks from cutest to ugliest.x CLOSE
The boys steal the girls' list, and Kyle is upset that he's ranked last.x CLOSE
Butters tells his parents he's not the ugliest boy in class.x CLOSE
Kyle's family does a bad job making him feel better.x CLOSE
Kyle feels like an ugly outcast at school.x CLOSE
Kyle attempts to give an ugly girl a makeover.x CLOSE
Stan is out of his element at the girls' list making meeting.x CLOSE
Abraham Lincoln tries to show Kyle the benefits of being ugly.x CLOSE
Wendy has found some discrepancies in the list's vote counting.x CLOSE
Kyle buys a lot of flammable liquids from a friendly hardware store clerk.x CLOSE