YOU'VE BARELYTOUCHED YOUR KNISHES.
THE GIRLS AT SCHOOL--
THEY MADE A LIST AND VOTEDME THE UGLIEST BOY.
WHAT ?!THAT'S RIDICULOUS !
MY LITTLE BOOBALAIS ADORABLE !
LOOK, I KNOW I'M NOTTHE BEST-LOOKING GUY IN TOWN,
BUT I DIDN'T THINK I WASTHE VERY UGLIEST.
YOU'RE NOT UGLY, KYLE.
YOU'RE MY PERFECTLITTLE MAN.
YOU LOOK JUSTLIKE YOUR FATHER.
OH, GOD I DO ?!
BUT HE HAS HISMOTHER'S NOSE.
KYLE, YOU ARE VERY HANDSOMEAND PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.
IKE, IKE,YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.
AM I UGLY ?YES OR NO ?
YOU ALL THINK I'M UGLY !
JESUS CHRIST, THE LEAST YOUCOULD HAVE DONE IS TOLD ME !
KYLE, COME BACK HERE !
( knocking )
I'M BETTER LOOKINGTHAN YOU !
THE GIRLS THINK I'M BETTERLOOKING THAN YOU, KYLE !
( sighing )
DUDE, KYLE,CAN YOU HEAR ME ?
THEY TOTALLY THINK I'MHOTTER THAN YOU ARE !
KYLE, I'M MOREATTRACTIVE !
Your Mother's Nose
Kyle's family does a bad job making him feel better.
The girls have a secret list ranking the boys' looks from cutest to ugliest.x CLOSE
The boys steal the girls' list, and Kyle is upset that he's ranked last.x CLOSE
Butters tells his parents he's not the ugliest boy in class.x CLOSE
Kyle's family does a bad job making him feel better.x CLOSE
Kyle feels like an ugly outcast at school.x CLOSE
Kyle attempts to give an ugly girl a makeover.x CLOSE
Stan is out of his element at the girls' list making meeting.x CLOSE
Abraham Lincoln tries to show Kyle the benefits of being ugly.x CLOSE
Wendy has found some discrepancies in the list's vote counting.x CLOSE
Kyle buys a lot of flammable liquids from a friendly hardware store clerk.x CLOSE