THAT CHICK NELLY IS THE ONE
WHO IS IN CHARGE OF HOLDINGTHE LIST, RIGHT ?
SHE APPARENTLY KEEPS ITIN A PURPLE PEACHY FOLDER
AND WE NEED A PLAN TOGET IT FROM HER.
THIS IS WHAT I CALL
OPERATION:CANNOT POSSIBLY FAIL.
AT 1:00 P.M TOMORROW,
NELLY WILL HAVE TO WALK FROMHOME EC. TO SOCIAL STUDIES.
THAT'S OURBEST TIME TO STRIKE.
AS SHE MAKES HER WAYTHROUGH HALLWAY 3,
CRAIG WILL BE READY WITHA DISTRACTION DEVICE HERE.
WHEN SHE STOPS AND TURNS TOCRAIG IN THE HALLWAY,
BUTTERS WILL RUN UPAND KICK HER IN THE BALLS.
ONCE BUTTERSKICKS HER IN THE BALLS,
SHE'LL FALL TO THE FLOOR,DROPPING THE PEACHY,
AND KENNY WILL SWOOPIN FROM CORRIDOR 3 DELTA
AND GRAB THE PEACHY.
ARE WE GOOD ?
( school bell ringing )
( horn blowing )
WHAT DID YADO THAT FOR ?!
HEY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,ASSHOLE ?!
BAIL, BAIL !
OKAY, OUR MISSION FAILED,BUT WE'VE LEARNED A LOT.
PRIMARILY THATGIRLS DO NOT HAVE BALLS.
THEY SURE DON'T.
NEVER MIND, BECAUSEWE ARE GOING TO PLAN "B",
ONE THAT I CALL
OPERATION: CANNOT POSSIBLYFAIL A SECOND TIME.
WHEN NELLY LEAVESTHE CAFETERIA FOR RECESS,
KENNY WILL JUMP IN FRONT OFHER AND SPIT ON THE GROUND--
YA THINK MAYBE GIRLSKEEP THEIR BALLS
ON THE INSIDEOF THEIR TUMMIES ?
BUTTERS, WE'RE DONE TALKINGABOUT GIRLS' BALLS RIGHT NOW.
( school bell ringing )
WE GOT IT !
WE GOT IT !
WE GOT THE LISTFROM THE GIRLS !
GIVE THAT BACK,YOU DIRTY BUTTHOLES !
TAPE IT TOTHE WALL, KENNY,
JASON, WATCH THE DOOR !
LET ME SEE !WHO'S FIRST, WHO'S FIRST ?HURRY, GET IT OUT THERE !
( Clyde )HOW IS IT SET UP ?!
IT'S LISTED IN ORDERFROM CUTEST TO UGLIEST.
CLYDE'S NUMBER ONE.
I'M THE CUTEST ?
AND THEN TOKENAND THEN ME.
I'M NUMBER TWO, WOW !
( Butters )COME ON, LET ME SEE,LET ME SEE !
OH, BOY,I'M NUMBER 11 !
NUMBER 11 !
HA !LOOK AT THAT !
I'M HOTTER THANYOU, FATSO !
WHAT ?!THAT'S BULLCRAP !
OH, SO BIG DEAL, GUYS.
YOU FEEL BETTER NOW ?
CLYDE'S THE BEST-LOOKINGKID IN THE CLASS,
AND THEN TOKEN AND STAN,
AND LAST ISFRANCIS, CARTMAN, AND...
YOU'RE LAST, DUDE !
NO WAY.YES WAY !
CHECK IT OUT !
CARTMAN, LAY OFF.
YOU'RE NEXT TO LAST.SO ?
I'M HOTTER THAN KYLE !
I'M BETTER LOOKINGTHAN KYLE !
♪ I'M HOTTERTHAN KY-LE ♪
♪ I'M HOTTER THANKY-LE ♪♪
I'M LAST... LAST ?
DUDE, IT'S JUSTA STUPID LIST, REMEMBER ?
I GOT VOTED THE UGLIEST BOYIN THE WHOLE CLASS ?
WHO CARES WHATDUMB GIRLS THINK, RIGHT ?
Girls Don't Have Balls
The boys steal the girls' list, and Kyle is upset that he's ranked last.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
The girls have a secret list ranking the boys' looks from cutest to ugliest.x CLOSE
The boys steal the girls' list, and Kyle is upset that he's ranked last.x CLOSE
Butters tells his parents he's not the ugliest boy in class.x CLOSE
Kyle's family does a bad job making him feel better.x CLOSE
Kyle feels like an ugly outcast at school.x CLOSE
Kyle attempts to give an ugly girl a makeover.x CLOSE
Stan is out of his element at the girls' list making meeting.x CLOSE
Abraham Lincoln tries to show Kyle the benefits of being ugly.x CLOSE
Wendy has found some discrepancies in the list's vote counting.x CLOSE
Kyle buys a lot of flammable liquids from a friendly hardware store clerk.x CLOSE