THERE HE IS !
SO DID YOU BREAKA MILLION YET ?
NO, I DIDN'T BREAKA MILLION POINTS
AND UNLOCK SUPERSTARDOM,
ALL RIGHT, I'M DONEWITH THAT STUPID GAME.
AW, COME ON.
ONCE YOU STARTPLAYING GUITAR HERO,
YOU CAN'T STOP 'TIL YOUREACH THE TOP.
I JUST WANNA FINDSOMETHING ELSE TO PLAY.
HAVE YOU PLAYED"REHAB HERO" ?
YOU GET CHASEDBY A BIG DRAGON
BUT YOU KEEP RUNNING AWAYFROM IT.
I JUST WANT A NICE,SIMPLE DRIVING GAME.
HOW'S THAT ?
SURE, KID, SURE.
( lame song playing )
♪ Forever and ever... ♪
( radio DJ )All right,that was the Splindiffs.
And now here's a hit youall remember.
It's the song that twolocal fourth grade boys
scored 100,000 points toon Guitar Hero.
Don't know whateverhappened to those boys.
I guess they're not playingthe game anymore.
♪ Once I rose abovethe noise and confusion ♪
♪ Just to get a glimpsebehind this illusion ♪
♪ I was soaringever higher ♪
♪ But I flew too high
♪ Though my eyescould see ♪
♪ I still was a blind man
♪ Though my mindcan think ♪
♪ I still was a mad man
♪ I hear the voiceswhen I'm dreaming ♪
( engine revving )
♪ I can hearthem say ♪♪
Stan just wants to play a nice, simple driving game.
The boys watch Stan and Kyle play Guitar Hero.x CLOSE
Randy sneaks a game of Guitar Hero, only to learn he sucks.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle get an agent after breaking 100,000 points.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle are invited to a celebrity party at a mansion.x CLOSE
Mr. Kincade wants Stan to ditch Kyle and play with someone better.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers Stan dumped him to play with Thad.x CLOSE
Stan gets hooked on Heroin Hero.x CLOSE
Kyle plays Guitar Hero at a crappy bowling alley.x CLOSE
Stan is too wasted to play Guitar Hero and gets booed by the video crowd.x CLOSE
Stan just wants to play a nice, simple driving game.x CLOSE