HEY, YOU'RE THE KID I SOLDTHE GUITAR HERO GAME TO.
HOW ARE YOU LIKING IT ?
IT'S OKAY, I GUESS.
BUT I NEED SOMEGAME GUIDES FOR IT.
MY MANAGER AND PRODUCERSET UP THIS LIVE THING
AT THE VIDEO ARCADE
WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TOBREAK A MILLION
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODYAND I'M STRESSING OUT.
YEAH, GUITAR HEROCAN BE STRESSFUL.
BUT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE INSTEADOF A GAME GUIDE,
YOU SHOULDJUST BUY ANOTHER GAME
TO KIND OF EASETHE STRESS.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARDOF "HEROIN HERO" ?
"HEROIN HERO" ?
IT'S A WAY EASIER GAME.
ALL YOU DO IS RUN AROUNDA MAGICAL FOREST
AND SHOOTSIMULATED HEROIN.
YOU COULD CALL IT
THE ULTIMATEFIRST-PERSON SHOOTER.
AND THERE'S NO SCORE ?NO CROWDS ?
NO, MAN, ALL YOU DO IS RUNTHROUGH THE PRETTY FOREST
AND CHASE A BIG DRAGON.
BUT YOU DON'T EVERCATCH THE DRAGON.
YOU JUST KEEP CHASING IT.
Chase me !
Come on, this way !
Shoot up more, then youcan catch me !
Come on !
DUDE, THIS IS AWESOME.
HOW ARE THEY COMING ?
NO WORRIES, MR. HART.
THEY'LL BE READY FORTHE BIG SHOW IN A FEW DAYS.
THEY BETTER BE.
I PAID GOOD MONEY TORENT THIS PLACE OUT.
♪ I WANNA BE SEDATED... ( flubbing notes )
UGH, DAMN IT.
DUDE, 'S UP ?
DID YOU PRACTICELAST NIGHT ?
YEAH, I PRACTICEDLAST NIGHT !
JUST SHUT UPAND PLAY !
♪ ... I CAN'T CONTROLMY FINGERS ♪
♪ I CAN'TCONTROL MY BRAIN... ♪
NO, NO,YOU KNOW WHAT ?
SCREW THIS !
I'M NOT PLAYINGTHIS SONG.
WHY DID YOU PICKTHIS STUPID SONG ?!
STAN, IT'S THE SONG WE ALLAGREED YOU WOULD PLAY.
YEAH, WELL,I CHANGED MY MIND.
WE'RE CHANGING THE SONGTO CHEAP TRICK.
I HATE THAT THATBUBBLE-GUM CRAP.
YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE NOTTHE LEADER, ARE YOU, THAD ?!
WE PLAY THE MUSICI WANNA PLAY !
STAN, WHY ARE YOUSO GRUMPY-GROUCHY ?
WE'RE PLAYING WHAT I WANT.
NOW SELECTA DIFFERENT SONG !
YEAH, WELL,HOW ABOUT THIS ONE ?
♪ I QUIT
♪ I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT
♪ I QUITI QUIT I QUIT ♪
♪ I QUIT I QUITI QUIT ♪♪
YOU KNOW WHAT--THAT'S GREAT WITH ME, THAD,
'CAUSE I DON'T NEED YOU TOBREAK A MILLION POINTS.
I NEVER DID !
STAN, WHAT ISTHE MATTER WITH YOU ?
I JUST WANNA PLAY ALONE,ALL RIGHT ?
I CAN'T CONCENTRATE WITH
ALL OF THESE ASSHOLESRIDING ME ALL THE TIME.
WHAT IS THIS ?
ARE YOU PLAYING"HEROIN HERO" ?
JUST A LITTLE.
NO, NOBODY PLAYS"HEROIN HERO" A LITTLE.
YOU KNOW YOU NEVERCATCH THE DRAGON.
I KNOW, BUT ITMELLOWS ME OUT, OKAY ?
YOU BETTER PULLYOUR ACT TOGETHER.
BECAUSE NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVETO BREAK A MILLION POINTS
AND UNLOCKSUPERSTARDOM SOLO.
Stan gets hooked on Heroin Hero.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
The boys watch Stan and Kyle play Guitar Hero.x CLOSE
Randy sneaks a game of Guitar Hero, only to learn he sucks.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle get an agent after breaking 100,000 points.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle are invited to a celebrity party at a mansion.x CLOSE
Mr. Kincade wants Stan to ditch Kyle and play with someone better.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers Stan dumped him to play with Thad.x CLOSE
Stan gets hooked on Heroin Hero.x CLOSE
Kyle plays Guitar Hero at a crappy bowling alley.x CLOSE
Stan is too wasted to play Guitar Hero and gets booed by the video crowd.x CLOSE
Stan just wants to play a nice, simple driving game.x CLOSE