AT MY GIANTMANSION TONIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU COME AS MYHONORARY NEW ARTISTS.
COOL !COOL !
( giggling )
WOW, THIS ISA HUGE PARTY !
OH, YES, ALL THE BIGGESTSTARS IN COLORADO ARE HERE.
DUDE, DUDE, THAT'S RON ZAPPOLOFROM CHANNEL FOUR NEWS !
AND LOOK OVER THERETHAT'S THAT JAKE JABS GUY
FROM AMERICAN FURNITURE WAREHOUSE COMMERCIALS !
EVERYONE, EVERYONE,THIS IS STAN AND KYLE.
THEY JUST BROKE 100,000POINTS ON GUITAR HERO.
( murmurs & applause )
PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELVES.
THERE'S LOTS MORE COKEAND SEX IN THE HOUSE.
DUDE, DUDE, THAT'SJAY CUTLER OVER THERE.
QUARTERBACK FOR THEDENVER BRONCOS.
OH, MY GOD !
WOULD YOU BOYSLIKE TO MEET HIM ?
ARE YOU SERIOUS ?!
JAY, I WANT YOU TOMEET STAN AND KYLE.
THEY BROKE 100,000 POINTSON GUITAR HERO.
WOW, REALLY ?!
NICE TOMEET YOU GUYS !
NICE TO MEET YOU !
I MEAN, YOU KIND OF SUCK,BUT MY DAD SAYS
YOU MIGHT BEGOOD SOME DAY !
ALEX, HAVE YOU SEENMY WIFE ANYWHERE ?
YOU BOYS KNOW TOM SHANE
FROM THE SHANE COMPANYDIAMOND STORE COMMERCIALS ?
DO WE ?!
HE'S A LEGEND !
YOU REMEMBERTHESE BOYS, TOM.
THEY'RE GONNA BREAKA MILLION POINTS LIVE
AT THE VIDEO ARCADEIN A FEW WEEKS.
THAT WOULD BE IMPRESSIVE.
DUDE, WE'VE ARRIVED.
WE'RE SUPER-AWESOMEAND COOL.
YEAH, LIFE IS FINALLY GOING TONOT SUCK SO HARD FOR US.
Stan and Kyle are invited to a celebrity party at a mansion.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
The boys watch Stan and Kyle play Guitar Hero.x CLOSE
Randy sneaks a game of Guitar Hero, only to learn he sucks.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle get an agent after breaking 100,000 points.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle are invited to a celebrity party at a mansion.x CLOSE
Mr. Kincade wants Stan to ditch Kyle and play with someone better.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers Stan dumped him to play with Thad.x CLOSE
Stan gets hooked on Heroin Hero.x CLOSE
Kyle plays Guitar Hero at a crappy bowling alley.x CLOSE
Stan is too wasted to play Guitar Hero and gets booed by the video crowd.x CLOSE
Stan just wants to play a nice, simple driving game.x CLOSE