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KEVIN, CAN I GET SOME MOREBOUNCE OFF THAT 2-K ?
LET'S JUST GOWITH A 5/6, 8 SPLIT.
CARTMAN,WILL YOU SHUT UP ?
I'M TRYING TO FIND OUTWHAT'S GOING ON.
A new terrorist attackseems to have taken place,
THIS TIME IN OUR IMAGINATION.
AL GORE BROUGHT THIS VIDEOTO THE PUBLIC'S ATTENTION,
SPARKING DEMANDS BY EVERYONE
WHO WANTS TO KNOWEXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON.
WE WERE HOPING TO KEEP THISQUIET UNTIL IT WAS ALL OVER,
BUT TWO DAYS AGO THERE WAS
A TERRORIST ATTACKON OUR IMAGINATION,
AND NOW OUR IMAGINATIONSARE RUNNING WILD.
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OUR IMAGINATIONS ARE RUNNINGWILD AND WE WEREN'T TOLD ?!
BY ATTACKING OUR IMAGINATION
THE TERRORISTS HAVE FOUNDOUR MOST VULNERABLE SPOT,
AND WE'VE DETERMINEDTHAT THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION
IS TO NUKE OUR IMAGINATION.
IS NUKING OUR IMAGINATIONREALLY PRUDENT ?
AREN'T THERE OTHER,MORE PEACEFUL WAYS
TO GET OURIMAGINATION UNDER CONTROL ?
COULDN'T WE TRY SENDINGKURT RUSSELL INTO A PORTAL
TO OUR IMAGINATION TO TRYAND REASON WITH THE--
WE TRIED THAT,
AND KURT RUSSELL WAS RAPEDBY CHRISTMAS CRITTERS !
THE PENTAGON CLAIMSTHAT BECAUSE IMAGINARY THINGS
ARE NOT REAL,
THE MILITARY DOESN'T NEEDSENATE APPROVAL TO NUKE THEM.
THAT'S BULLCRAP, MAN !
YOU CAN'T NUKEOUR IMAGINATION !
DON'T NUKE OURIMAGINATION, BRO !
MIKE, DOES THE MILITARYHAVE THE AUTHORITY
TO NUKE OUR IMAGINATION ?
UH, CLEARLYTHEY DON'T, STEPHEN,
AND THEY'RE GONNA HAVEA BIG PROBLEM
BECAUSE STATE GOVERNMENTHAS ALREADY SET A PRECEDENT
THAT IMAGINARY CHARACTERSARE REAL.
I CITE A FAMOUS COURT CASEOF CARTMAN V. BROFLOVSKI
IN WHICH A U.S. COURTFOUND FOR THE PLAINTIFF
WHO SAW A LEPRECHAUN.
YES, I BELIEVE THE DEFENDANT
HAD TO SUCK THE PLAINTIFF'SBALLS IN THAT CASE.
Cartman vs. Broflovski
Cartman and his photographer, Kevin, set up for the perfect shot.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Aslan prepares Butters for the upcoming battle.x CLOSE
Al Gore finds a tape of Manbearpigx CLOSE
Cartman tries to make Kyle suck his balls in the hospital.x CLOSE
Since Butters is a creator, he can use his imagination to help win the battle.x CLOSE
Cartman and his photographer, Kevin, set up for the perfect shot.x CLOSE
The Supreme Court overturns Cartman vs. Broflovski.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to get into the Pentagon.x CLOSE
Cartman breaks into the Pentagon again.x CLOSE
Kyle talks to Jesus, Hercules, Superman, Luke Skywalker, Captain Crunch...x CLOSE
Kyle gives a speech and Al Gore messes it up.x CLOSE