KURT RUSSELL,CAN I GET A COM CHECK ?
CHECK ONE, TWO.
GOOD LUCK, MEN !
AND GODSPEED !
WHAT DO WE HAVE ?
KURT RUSSELL,CAN YOU HEAR ME ?
( Kurt )We're here !
THEY ARE INSIDETHE IMAGINATION, SIR.
WHAT DO YOU SEEIN THERE ?
There's lots of big mushroomsand colorful grass,
some castlesin the distance.
Wait... something'scoming for us !
It's comingout of the bushes !
It-- it's a...
Oh, it's justa cute little squirrel.
Hey, it talks !
Ha-ha, the littlesquirrel talks.
AW, AN IMAGINARYTALKING SQUIRREL.
AWW !AWW !AWW !AWW !
ASK THE SQUIRRELWHAT IT KNOWS ABOUT
THE TERRORIST ATTACK.
( Kurt )Wait a minute.
The squirrel has friends.
Oh why it's a whole bunchof woodland critters.
WAIT, WOODLAND CRITTERS.
There's a talking bearand a beaver.
They seem to beChristmas critters.
Oh, hello !
Yes, hi !
GET THEMOUT OF THERE !WHAT ?
TELL THEM TOGET AWAY NOW !
WHAT'S THE MATTER ?
( Kurt )Oh, the cute little bear,
his eyes are startingglowing red now.
Hello there, little animals.
Do happen to knowhow-- AhgHgh !
KURT RUSSELL,WHAT'S GOING ON ! ?
They're raping me !They're raping me !
GET OUT OF THERE,KURT RUSSELL !
They're rapingall of us !
Agh, oh, it hurts !
They're raping usand it hurts !
The Woodland Critters Rape Kurt Russell
The Woodland Critters rape Kurt Russell
A quick rundown of Imaginationland Episode Ix CLOSE
The Evil side of Imaginationland crosses the barrier.x CLOSE
The Boys are interrogated in the Pentagon.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams about his dry balls.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan are shown the Imagination Doorway.x CLOSE
Butters retreats into gum drop forest.x CLOSE
The Woodland Critters put an end to the discussion of who the most evil characters are.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan open the Imagination Doorway as Cartman calls the Pentagon looking for them.x CLOSE
Butters witnesses something awful.x CLOSE
Kurt Russell is brought in to help.x CLOSE