KURT RUSSELL,CAN I GET A COM CHECK ?
CHECK ONE, TWO.
GOOD LUCK, MEN !
AND GODSPEED !
WHAT DO WE HAVE ?
KURT RUSSELL,CAN YOU HEAR ME ?
( Kurt )We're here !
THEY ARE INSIDETHE IMAGINATION, SIR.
WHAT DO YOU SEEIN THERE ?
There's lots of big mushroomsand colorful grass,
some castlesin the distance.
Wait... something'scoming for us !
It's comingout of the bushes !
It-- it's a...
Oh, it's justa cute little squirrel.
Hey, it talks !
Ha-ha, the littlesquirrel talks.
AW, AN IMAGINARYTALKING SQUIRREL.
AWW !AWW !AWW !AWW !
ASK THE SQUIRRELWHAT IT KNOWS ABOUT
THE TERRORIST ATTACK.
( Kurt )Wait a minute.
The squirrel has friends.
Oh why it's a whole bunchof woodland critters.
WAIT, WOODLAND CRITTERS.
There's a talking bearand a beaver.
They seem to beChristmas critters.
Oh, hello !
Yes, hi !
GET THEMOUT OF THERE !WHAT ?
TELL THEM TOGET AWAY NOW !
WHAT'S THE MATTER ?
( Kurt )Oh, the cute little bear,
his eyes are startingglowing red now.
Hello there, little animals.
Do happen to knowhow-- AhgHgh !
KURT RUSSELL,WHAT'S GOING ON ! ?
They're raping me !They're raping me !
GET OUT OF THERE,KURT RUSSELL !
They're rapingall of us !
Agh, oh, it hurts !
They're raping usand it hurts !
The Woodland Critters Rape Kurt Russell
The Woodland Critters rape Kurt Russell