TWO DAYS AGO MUSLIM TERRORISTSHIJACKED OUR IMAGINATION.

FRANKLY, WE DON'T KNOWWHAT THEIR NEXT MOVE IS

OR HOW TO STOP THEM.

IN TIMES LIKE THESE,THE GOVERNMENT OFTEN TURNS TO

HOLLYWOOD FOR HELP.

YOU CREATIVE FILMMAKERS CANTHINK OF IDEAS WE JUST CAN'T.

THAT'S WHY WE'VEASKED YOU HERE,

M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN.

THE SIXTH SENSE, SIGNS, THE VILLAGE--

ALL VERY CLEVER FILMS.

BUT CAN YOU USE YOURAMAZING IDEA BRAIN NOW

TO HELP US STOPTHE TERRORISTS ?

WHAT IF...

WHAT IF IT TURNS OUT THEYAREN'T TERRORISTS,

BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLYWEREWOLVES FROM THE FUTURE ?

NO, NO, THEY'RE TERRORISTS.

THEY'VE BEENLINKED TO AL QAEDA.

BUT WHAT IF AL QAEDA,IT TURNS OUT,

IS THE GROUP BEINGTERRORIZED... BY ALIENS ?

NO, THAT'S NOT AN IDEA.

THAT'S A TWIST.

WE NEED IDEAS.

HOW ABOUT WE MAKEEVERYONE THINK THAT

TERRORISTS ATTACKED US...

BUT REALLY WE WEREALL ALREADY DEAD ?

GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

MR. BAY, CAN YOUTHINK OF ANY IDEAS

HOW TO OUTWIT THESETERRORISTS ?

I BELIEVE I CAN.

WE START BY MAKINGA BIG C-G BUILDING,

AND THEN WE HAVE A METEORGO FWEOOOSHH !

AND THEN IT'SALL LIKE CRAWWWWW !

AND MOTORCYCLES BURSTINTO FLAME

WHILE THEY JUMP OVERTHESE HELICOPTERS, RIGHT ?

NO, NO.

WE NEED IDEAS HOW TOSTOP THE TERRORISTS.

AN 18-WHEELERSPINS OUT OF CONTROL,

AND IT'S ALL LIKE BRASHSHH

INTO THIS HUGE TANKERFULL OF DYNAMITE !

IT'S LIKECRAW-RAWWWW-BOOSH...

THOSE AREN'T IDEAS.

THOSE ARESPECIAL EFFECTS.

I DON'T UNDERSTANDTHE DIFFERENCE.

I KNOW YOU DON'T.

GET HIM OUT OF HERE !

AND BEING THAT WE ARE ALLBIG MEL GIBSON FILM FANS,

WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOUCOULD HELP US.

OH, MY NIPPLES,THEY HURT !

THEY HURTWHEN I TWIST THEM !

YES, UH...

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOUHAVE ANY CREATIVE IDEAS

HOW TO FIGHT THESETERRORISTS ?

HOW ABOUT THIS--

YOU HAVE THAT VIDEO TAPE THATTHE TERRORISTS MADE, RIGHT ?

WELL, MAYBE IF YOUDID A BACKGROUND CHECK

ON THE VIDEO TAPE,

YOU MIGHT FIND SOMEBODYWHO DOESN'T BELONG,

SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'TFIT IN IMAGINATIONLAND.

OH !

HEY...THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.

YEAH.

SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUTMEL GIBSON,

BUT THE SON OF A BITCHKNOWS STORY STRUCTURE.

GET THE VIDEOTAPEAND DO A BACKGROUND CHECK

ON EVERYONE IN IT.

OH, YES !

ALL THE IMAGINARYCHARACTERS IN THE TAPE