TWO DAYS AGO MUSLIM TERRORISTSHIJACKED OUR IMAGINATION.
FRANKLY, WE DON'T KNOWWHAT THEIR NEXT MOVE IS
OR HOW TO STOP THEM.
IN TIMES LIKE THESE,THE GOVERNMENT OFTEN TURNS TO
HOLLYWOOD FOR HELP.
YOU CREATIVE FILMMAKERS CANTHINK OF IDEAS WE JUST CAN'T.
THAT'S WHY WE'VEASKED YOU HERE,
M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN.
THE SIXTH SENSE, SIGNS, THE VILLAGE--
ALL VERY CLEVER FILMS.
BUT CAN YOU USE YOURAMAZING IDEA BRAIN NOW
TO HELP US STOPTHE TERRORISTS ?
WHAT IF IT TURNS OUT THEYAREN'T TERRORISTS,
BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLYWEREWOLVES FROM THE FUTURE ?
NO, NO, THEY'RE TERRORISTS.
THEY'VE BEENLINKED TO AL QAEDA.
BUT WHAT IF AL QAEDA,IT TURNS OUT,
IS THE GROUP BEINGTERRORIZED... BY ALIENS ?
NO, THAT'S NOT AN IDEA.
THAT'S A TWIST.
WE NEED IDEAS.
HOW ABOUT WE MAKEEVERYONE THINK THAT
TERRORISTS ATTACKED US...
BUT REALLY WE WEREALL ALREADY DEAD ?
GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
MR. BAY, CAN YOUTHINK OF ANY IDEAS
HOW TO OUTWIT THESETERRORISTS ?
I BELIEVE I CAN.
WE START BY MAKINGA BIG C-G BUILDING,
AND THEN WE HAVE A METEORGO FWEOOOSHH !
AND THEN IT'SALL LIKE CRAWWWWW !
AND MOTORCYCLES BURSTINTO FLAME
WHILE THEY JUMP OVERTHESE HELICOPTERS, RIGHT ?
WE NEED IDEAS HOW TOSTOP THE TERRORISTS.
AN 18-WHEELERSPINS OUT OF CONTROL,
AND IT'S ALL LIKE BRASHSHH
INTO THIS HUGE TANKERFULL OF DYNAMITE !
THOSE AREN'T IDEAS.
THOSE ARESPECIAL EFFECTS.
I DON'T UNDERSTANDTHE DIFFERENCE.
I KNOW YOU DON'T.
GET HIM OUT OF HERE !
AND BEING THAT WE ARE ALLBIG MEL GIBSON FILM FANS,
WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOUCOULD HELP US.
OH, MY NIPPLES,THEY HURT !
THEY HURTWHEN I TWIST THEM !
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOUHAVE ANY CREATIVE IDEAS
HOW TO FIGHT THESETERRORISTS ?
HOW ABOUT THIS--
YOU HAVE THAT VIDEO TAPE THATTHE TERRORISTS MADE, RIGHT ?
WELL, MAYBE IF YOUDID A BACKGROUND CHECK
ON THE VIDEO TAPE,
YOU MIGHT FIND SOMEBODYWHO DOESN'T BELONG,
SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'TFIT IN IMAGINATIONLAND.
HEY...THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.
SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUTMEL GIBSON,
BUT THE SON OF A BITCHKNOWS STORY STRUCTURE.
GET THE VIDEOTAPEAND DO A BACKGROUND CHECK
ON EVERYONE IN IT.
OH, YES !
ALL THE IMAGINARYCHARACTERS IN THE TAPE
Those Aren't Ideas, They're Special FX
The Pentagon meets with filmmakers.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
The Boys capture a leprechaun in the woods.x CLOSE
Cartman goes to Kyle's house and demands that Kyle suck his balls.x CLOSE
Kyle wakes up from a crazy dream.x CLOSE
Cartman takes Kyle to court.x CLOSE
The Pentagon meets with filmmakers.x CLOSE
Butters is unidentifiable to the Pentagon.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a party where Kyle has to suck his balls.x CLOSE
Cartman hitchhikes to DC.x CLOSE
Butters tries to stop the terrorist with a passionate speech.x CLOSE
The boys take a ride on a hot air balloon to Imagination Land.x CLOSE