HAS JUST BEEN DEALT.
A TRAVESTY HAS OCCURRED,AND I WANT JUSTICE.
KYLE BROFLOVSKI DIDWILLINGLY AND KNOWINGLY
SIGN A CONTRACT
AND YET, AS TO DATE,HE HAS MADE NO EFFORT,
NOR DOES HE SHOWANY INTENTION
OF EVER SUCKING MY BALLS.
I HAVE GIVEN HIM AMPLE TIMETO FULFILL HIS OBLIGATION
AND HE HAS THUS REFUSED.
I STAND BEFORE YOUWITH DRY BALLS, YOUR HONOR.
I HAVE PROVIDED WITNESSES,COLLECTED TESTIMONIALS,
AND STILLMY BALLS REMAIN DRY.
I WANT WHAT I'MENTITLED TO.
MR. BROFLOVSKI,DID YOU AGREE TO ORALLY IMBIBE
MR. CARTMAN'S SCROTUMAND TESTICLES ?
I...
IS THIS NOT YOUR SIGNATUREON THE CONTRACT ?
UH...
OH, UH, BUT...
COME ON, REALLY ?
I MEAN, AREN'T THERE MOREIMPORTANT THINGS
GOING ON RIGHT NOW ?
FROM WHAT I HAVE BEEN PRESENTEDAND THE EVIDENCE PUT FORTH,
THE COURT HAS NO CHOICEBUT TO ORDER YOU TO PLACE
MR. CARTMAN'S PUBICAL SACKIN YOUR MOUTH
AND DRAW UPON IT SUCCULENTLYFOR NO LESS THAN 30 SECONDS.
YES !
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TOSUCK AFOREMENTIONED BALLS.
IF AFTER THAT TIMEYOU'VE STILL REFUSED,
THE COURT WILL BE FORCEDTO ARREST YOU FOR CONTEMPT.
NEXT CASE.
THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR.
THIS ISN'TA VICTORY FOR ME.
THIS IS A VICTORY FORTHE JUSTICE SYSTEM...
AND MY BALLS.
The Justice System & Cartman's Balls
Imaginationland s11e10
Cartman takes Kyle to court.

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