DAD, WHERE DOLEPRECHAUNS COME FROM ?
SO WHY WOULD ONECOME TO AMERICA
TO WARN US ABOUTA TERRORIST ATTACK ?
KYLE, LEPRECHAUNSAREN'T REAL.
YOU'RE ALMOST NINE NOW.
YOU NEED TO UNDERSTANDTHE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN REAL AND IMAGINARY.
I THOUGHT I DID.
( doorbell ringing )
AH, MRS. BROFLOVSKI,
HOW ARE YOUTHIS FINE EVENING ?
OH, HELLO, ERIC.
KYLE, YOUR FRIENDIS HERE.
HELLO, MR. BROFLOVSKI, IKE.
NICE EVENING,ISN'T IT ?
WELL, KYLE, SHALL WEGO UP TO YOUR ROOM
FOR A FEW MINUTES ?
GET OUT OF HERE, CARTMAN,WE'RE EATING DINNER.
UH, KYLE, I BELIEVE A CERTAINSOMEONE IS SUPPOSED TO
PUT A CERTAIN SET OFBALLS IN THEIR MOUTH.
I'M NOT DOING IT,FAT ASS !
DOING WHAT ?
WE HAD A DEAL, KYLE !
JUST GET OUT OF HERE !
YOU SIGNED ANAGREEMENT, KYLE !
I DON'T CARE IF I SIGNEDAN AGREEMENT !
HEY NOW, KYLE, IF YOUMADE A DEAL WITH SOMEBODY,
YOU HAVE TO STICK BY IT.
THANK YOU, MR. BROFLOVSKI.
WHAT WAS THE AGREEMENT ?
THAT IF HE COULD PROVELEPRECHAUNS EXIST
I WOULD SUCK HIS BALLS.
AND THERE WASA LEPRECHAUN !
YOU SAW IT, KYLE !
SO... HOW WAS IT ?
HOW WAS WHAT ?
I DIDN'T SUCK HIS BALLS,ALL RIGHT !
AND I'M NOT GOING TO !
DUDE, WHY DID YOUEVER AGREE
TO SUCK HIS BALLSIN THE FIRST PLACE ?
I DIDN'T THINK THERE WOULDACTUALLY BE A LEPRECHAUN !
AND I STILL DON'T !
WHY WOULD A LEPRECHAUNBE WARNING US
OF A TERRORIST ATTACK ?
THERE'S ANOTHEREXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS.
HAVE YOU BOYS SEEN ALEPRECHAUN ANYWHERE LATELY ?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUTTHE LEPRECHAUN ?
OH, THEN YOU DIDSEE HIM !
THAT'S WONDIFEROUS !
I WANT YOU TO TELL MEEVERYTHING HE SAID !
WHERE WAS HE ?WHAT WAS HE DOING ?
ALL RIGHT,I'VE HAD ENOUGH !
LEPRECHAUNS ARE IMAGINARY !
WELL, OF COURSE, THEY ARE.
BUT JUST BECAUSETHEY'RE IMAGINARY,
DOESN'T MEAN THEYAREN'T REAL !
HAVEN'T YOU BOYS EVERUSED YOUR IMAGINATION ?
YOU, YOUNG MAN, HOW WOULDYOU LIKE TO BE A COWBOY
OR A SWASHBUCKLING PIRATE ?
AND YOU !
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TOBE AN ASTRONAUT
FAR OUT IN SPACE ?
ALL IT TAKES ISA LITTLE IMAGINATION.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ?
STILL NOT CONVINCED, EH ?
How Was It?
Cartman goes to Kyle's house and demands that Kyle suck his balls.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
The Boys capture a leprechaun in the woods.x CLOSE
Cartman goes to Kyle's house and demands that Kyle suck his balls.x CLOSE
Kyle wakes up from a crazy dream.x CLOSE
Cartman takes Kyle to court.x CLOSE
The Pentagon meets with filmmakers.x CLOSE
Butters is unidentifiable to the Pentagon.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a party where Kyle has to suck his balls.x CLOSE
Cartman hitchhikes to DC.x CLOSE
Butters tries to stop the terrorist with a passionate speech.x CLOSE
The boys take a ride on a hot air balloon to Imagination Land.x CLOSE