I'VE SEEN HIM COME THROUGHHERE THREE DAYS IN A ROW, NOW.
HAWKEYES, THIS ISDRAGONWIND.
DO YOU COPY ?
THIS IS HAWKEYES.
WE'VE SET UP THE NETAND WE'RE STANDING BY.
COPY THAT, HAWKEYES.
KEEP SURVEILLANCETAG ALPHA-NINER.
JUST ADMIT YOUWERE LYING, CARTMAN,
SO THAT EVERYONECAN GO HOME.
OH, NO,WE HAVE A DEAL, KYLE.
IF I CAN PROVETHERE'S A LEPRECHAUN,
YOU HAVE TO SUCK MY BALLS,REMEMBER ?
DRAGONWIND TO BLACKIE.
WHAT'S YOUR SIX,BLACKIE ?
I DON'T WANTTHE CODE NAME "BLACKIE."
CODE NAMES ARE WHATTHEY ARE, BLACKIE.
CHECK YOUR SIX AND ALERTWHEN IN POSITION.
THIS IS F--KING RETARDED.
GETTING NERVOUS, KYLE ?
WHEN THAT LEPRECHAUN SHOWS UPYOU MU SUCK MY BALLS.
DON'T FORGET, I HAVEA SIGNED CONTRACT FROM YOU.
YEAH, AND IF YOUCOULDN'T PROVE
THERE WAS A LEPRECHAUN,YOU HAD TO GIVE ME $10.
NOW JUST PAY UPAND STOP BEING STUPID !
GODDAMN IT, WHY HASN'TIT SHOWN UP YET ?
DRAGONWIND TO FAGGOT,COME IN, FAGGOT.
THIS IS FAGGOT.
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CHECK BACK IN FIVE.
OKAY, WILL DO.
FAGGOT OUT... UGH.
OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
EVERYBODY... CARTMAN ISJUST PULLING ONE OF HIS
STUPID TRICKS ON EVERYONE
BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TOGET OUT OF A DEAL HE MADE.
IT WAS HERE, I SWEAR IT !
I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S NOTSHOWING UP THIS TIME !
YOU DIDN'T SEEA LEPRECHAUN, FAT ASS !
IF YOU COULD PROVE IT,I HAD TO SUCK YOUR BALLS,
AND IF YOU COULDN'T,YOU HAD TO PAY ME $10.
PAY UP !
( Butters )I GOT SOMETHING !
I GOT IT !
IT'S A-- WHOA, JEEZ, I THINKIT'S A LEPRECHAUN !
SET OFFDIVERSION TRAP "C" !
( poof )
F- F--K ME,IT'S A LEPRECHAUN.
GET IT !
GET THAT F--KINGLEPRECHAUN !
I WANT IT ALIVE !
WOW !COOL !NO WAY !WHOA !
MOVE ASIDE, MOVE ASIDE !
ALL RIGHT, BUTTHOLE,WHERE'S THE GOLD ?
YOU LADS DON'T KNOWWHAT YOU'RE DOING !
I NEED TO DELIVERAN IMPORTANT MESSAGE !
THERE'S GOING TOBE AN ATTACK !
TELL ME WHERE THE GOLD ISOR YOU DIE...
WHERE'D HE GO ?!
I WAS SENT TO WARN OFA TERRORIST ATTACK,
BUT YOU BOYSHAVE MADE ME LATE !
NOW THE TERRORISTSWILL PREVAIL !
THE END IS NEAR !
( clearing throat )
SUCK MY BALLS.
Get That F*&%ing Leprechaun
The Boys capture a leprechaun in the woods.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
The Boys capture a leprechaun in the woods.x CLOSE
Cartman goes to Kyle's house and demands that Kyle suck his balls.x CLOSE
Kyle wakes up from a crazy dream.x CLOSE
Cartman takes Kyle to court.x CLOSE
The Pentagon meets with filmmakers.x CLOSE
Butters is unidentifiable to the Pentagon.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a party where Kyle has to suck his balls.x CLOSE
Cartman hitchhikes to DC.x CLOSE
Butters tries to stop the terrorist with a passionate speech.x CLOSE
The boys take a ride on a hot air balloon to Imagination Land.x CLOSE