( panting )
IT MUST BE QUITEA CRAP.
COME ON, RANDY,YOU HAVE TO PUSH !
( panting )
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ?
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY DADIS GONNA DIE ?!
BECAUSE NOBODY HAS EVER TAKENA CRAP THAT BIG BEFORE.
SO BONO'S NEWESTRECORD IS A LIE !
LOOK, I FIRST NEWSOMETHING WAS WRONG
WHEN I LOOKED AT BONO'S FIRSTAWARD FOR BIGGEST CRAP.
IT SAIDHE TOOK IT IN 1960.
SO THAT'S THE YEARBONO WAS BORN.
THEN IT ALLMADE SENSE TO ME.
HOW COULD BONO BE SO TALENTED,SO CARING,
AND YET SEEMLIKE SUCH A PIECE OF CRAP ?
BECAUSE HE IS CRAP.
DON'T YOU GET IT ?!
BONO IS NOTTHE RECORD HOLDER...
HE'S THE RECORD.
I CAN'T DO IT,I CAN'T DO IT.
THE CRAP IS SIMPLYTOO BIG, MR. MARSH.
WE MUST PERFORMA CAESAREAN.
It's Just Too Big
Randy tries to crap out the crap, but it's just too big.
After three weeks of constipation, Randy takes a huge crap.x CLOSE
Stan shows his crap off to his friends.x CLOSE
Randy tries calling the Guinness Book with his world record.x CLOSE
After verification, Randy's crap is now the new world record holder.x CLOSE
Bono is told his crap record was beaten.x CLOSE
Bono announces he broke Randy's world record.x CLOSE
Randy is depressed after losing to Bono.x CLOSE
Randy's friends talk him into trying to beat the record.x CLOSE
News of Randy's eminent world record attempt reaches Bono.x CLOSE
Randy's ultrasound reveals the crap is currently 14 Curics.x CLOSE