Tonight, a possible attackon Iran
MAY MEAN THE BEGINNING OFA NEW WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
BUT FIRST, THE RECORD FORTHE WORLD'S BIGGEST CRAP.
WILL IT AGAIN BE BROKEN ?
RANDY MARSH OF COLORADOIS NOW THREE WEEKS
INTO HIS QUESTTO MAKE A NEW CRAP,
SPENDING NEARLY EVERY WAKINGHOUR AT P.F. CHANG'S.
IS THIS REALLYNEWS WORTHY ?
YOU JUST DON'TUNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T.
AT THE SAME TIME,SOME PEOPLE ARE QUESTIONING
BONO'S CURRENT RECORD ENTRY,
SAYING, NOBODY HASEVER SEEN IT IN PERSON.
BONO COULD NOT BE REACHEDFOR COMMENT
AS HE IS CURRENTLY INAFRICA, HELPING THE NEEDY.
♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
♪ YEAH YEAH YEAHYEAH YEAH YEAH ♪♪
( phone ringing )
♪ HELLO HELLO
MARSH IS ATTEMPTING TOBREAK THE RECORD AGAIN.
WE THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.
HE CAN'T BEAT MY9 COURICS !
WELL, HE'S GOING TO TRY.
BUT HE HAS TO TAKETHE CRAP IN FRONT OF YOU,
BONO, WE'VE NEVERHAD THAT RULE BEFORE.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CANKNOW HE'S NOT CHEATING !
IF HE DOESN'T CRAP INZURICH, IT SHOULDN'T COUNT !
News of Randy's eminent world record attempt reaches Bono.
After three weeks of constipation, Randy takes a huge crap.x CLOSE
Stan shows his crap off to his friends.x CLOSE
Randy tries calling the Guinness Book with his world record.x CLOSE
After verification, Randy's crap is now the new world record holder.x CLOSE
Bono is told his crap record was beaten.x CLOSE
Bono announces he broke Randy's world record.x CLOSE
Randy is depressed after losing to Bono.x CLOSE
Randy's friends talk him into trying to beat the record.x CLOSE
News of Randy's eminent world record attempt reaches Bono.x CLOSE
Randy's ultrasound reveals the crap is currently 14 Curics.x CLOSE