HOW COME THEY JUSTLET THAT BONO GUY
SEND A PICTURE OF HIS CRAP ?
'CAUSE HE'S BONO,THAT'S WHY.
BUT HE COULD HAVEFAKED IT.
IT ISN'T FAIR.
HE'S GOTTHE RECORD NOW.
THERE'S NOTHINGI CAN DO.
OH, YES, THERE IS.
YOU CANDO IT AGAIN.
THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU WEREN'T EVENTRYING TO TAKE
THE BIGGESTCRAP LAST TIME.
IMAGINE IF YOU ACTUALLYWORKED AT IT.
HEY, HEY,THAT'S RIGHT.
I CAN'T GO THROUGHALL THAT AGAIN.
IT'S TOO MUCH.
COME ON, RANDY.
I'LL BET YOU CAN CRAPTHAT BIG AGAIN EASY !
WITH THE RIGHT DIETAND TRAINING,
WHO KNOWS WHATYOU'RE CAPABLE OF ?!
GUYS, FORGET IT !
IT WAS A FLUKE CRAP.
I'LL NEVER TAKE ONETHAT BIG AGAIN.
IS IT OVER, RANDY ?
WE ALL SAW THATCRAP YOU TOOK.
THAT WAS NO FLUKE.
THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOUTHAT MADE YOU ABLE TO DO IT.
RANDY, YOU HAVE A GIFT.
NOW, WHO KNOWS WHY GODCHOSE YOU, BUT HE DID.
AND IF YOU WALK AWAY NOW,
YOU'LL ALWAYS WONDERHOW BIG A CRAP
YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN.
I WOULD NEEDA LOT OF HELP.
THAT'S WHATWE'RE HERE FOR.
COME ON, RANDY,WHAT DO YOU SAY ?!
LET'S GIVE BONOA RUN FOR HIS MONEY.
YEAH !ALL RIGHT, RANDY !
That Was No Fluke Crap
Randy's friends talk him into trying to beat the record.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
After three weeks of constipation, Randy takes a huge crap.x CLOSE
Stan shows his crap off to his friends.x CLOSE
Randy tries calling the Guinness Book with his world record.x CLOSE
After verification, Randy's crap is now the new world record holder.x CLOSE
Bono is told his crap record was beaten.x CLOSE
Bono announces he broke Randy's world record.x CLOSE
Randy is depressed after losing to Bono.x CLOSE
Randy's friends talk him into trying to beat the record.x CLOSE
News of Randy's eminent world record attempt reaches Bono.x CLOSE
Randy's ultrasound reveals the crap is currently 14 Curics.x CLOSE