AND IS THE ONLY PERSON EVERTO BE NOMINATED
FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD,
A GOLDEN GLOBE,AND THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BONO.
( applause )
THANK YOU SO MUCH FORTHIS NEWEST AWARD.
IT MEANS SO MUCH.
( phone ringing )
OH, EXCUSE ME.
I MUST BE GETTINGANOTHER AWARD.
YES, BONO, SIR,
WE WISH TO INFORM YOUTHAT YOUR RECORD
FOR BIGGEST CRAPHAS JUST BEEN BROKEN.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE !
HOW BIG WAS IT ?!
Bono's Broken Record
Bono is told his crap record was beaten.
After three weeks of constipation, Randy takes a huge crap.x CLOSE
Stan shows his crap off to his friends.x CLOSE
Randy tries calling the Guinness Book with his world record.x CLOSE
After verification, Randy's crap is now the new world record holder.x CLOSE
Bono is told his crap record was beaten.x CLOSE
Bono announces he broke Randy's world record.x CLOSE
Randy is depressed after losing to Bono.x CLOSE
Randy's friends talk him into trying to beat the record.x CLOSE
News of Randy's eminent world record attempt reaches Bono.x CLOSE
Randy's ultrasound reveals the crap is currently 14 Curics.x CLOSE