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Crap Verification
10/10/2007
After verification, Randy's crap is now the new world record holder.
01:42
The Game is On
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After Kyle vows not to let him go on live television, Cartman inexplicably tells him that he wet his bed last night.
10/03/2007
02:30
Cartman Panics
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After being announced the Tourette's Syndrome spokesman, Cartman realizes he can't help but tell the truth, and his darkest secrets.
10/03/2007
01:31
Cartman Takes a Seat
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Cartman tries to get out of appearing on Dateline. Chris Hansen sits him down, and explains how fatal that could be.
10/03/2007
01:00
Cartman Needs a Miracle
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As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
10/03/2007
01:21
Kyle in Action
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Kyle and Thomas try to sabotage the live taping of Dateline by luring pedophiles into the studio. where they ultimately shoot themselves.
10/03/2007
01:23
Pedophile Panic
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Kyle's plan to stop the taping of Dateline, by having pedophiles show up and kill themselves, is a success. Craig and Thomas become friends.
10/03/2007
00:37
Answered Prayers
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Although Kyle's plan was a success, he was still defeated by preventing Cartman from embarrassing himself on live TV.
10/03/2007
02:19
Randy Takes a Crap
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Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
10/10/2007
01:38
It's Otherworldly
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When his friends show some doubt about the impressiveness of his crap, Randy takes them to see it. Sharon doesn't see the big deal.
10/10/2007
00:54
Calling Guinness
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Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.
10/10/2007
01:43
Crap Verification
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The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
10/10/2007
00:39
Bono's Broken Record
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While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
10/10/2007
01:55
Upstaged By Bono
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At Randy's world record ceremony in Washington, a video of Bono is shown where he announces the record has been broken again.
10/10/2007
01:47
Randy Mourns His Loss
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Randy is inconsolable after losing the world record to Bono. Sharon still just doesn't get it.
10/10/2007
01:33
That Was No Fluke Crap
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Randy's friends convince him that he has a gift to make huge craps and he shouldn't waste that talent. They are going to help him beat the record.
10/10/2007
01:13
Bono's Demands
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The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
10/10/2007
01:02
Randy's Ultrasound
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Randy gets an ultrasound and sees his growing crap for the first time. News comes that Randy has to fly to Zurich to take the crap, against doctor's orders.
10/10/2007
01:40
Bono's Sore Spot
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Stan tries talking Bono into letting his father be number one, just this once. Bono flips out when it's suggested he's number two.
10/10/2007
01:12
It's Just Too Big
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Randy attempts to crap at the EFSM headquarters in Zurich, but it's too big to pass. The doctor suggests a caesarean section.
10/10/2007
00:39
Bono's Secret
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On their way to Zurich, Bono's butler reveals to Stan that Bono isn't the record holder, he's actually the record.
10/10/2007
02:50
Bono Is Crap
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As Herr Brolof comforts Bono with biddy, he tells of how he defecated Bono in 1960 and raised him ever since. Randy finally takes his record breaking crap and wins the trophy, which looks a lot like an Emmy.
10/10/2007