HEY, GUYS.

HEY, RANDY.OH, HEY, RANDY.

ARE YOU FEELINGBETTER ?

YEAH, NO,I'M TOTALLY FINE NOW.

YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE SEEN

THE CRAP RANDY TOOKLAST NIGHT.

IT WAS HONESTLYTHE BIGGEST CRAP

ANYONE HAS EVERTAKEN EVER.

OH, I DON'TKNOW ABOUT EVER.

I'M TELLING YOUTHIS THING

WAS THE SIZEOF A FREAKING FOOTBALL.

I GUESS IT WASPRETTY BIG.

A FOOTBALL ?

WELL, THAT'S AMAZING.

I'VE NEVER HEARDOF ONE THAT BIG.

NO, NO, MY BROTHER TOOK ACRAP ONCE THAT WAS ENORMOUS.

IT WAS THE BIGGEST

IN THE HISTORY OFTHE WORLD, I THINK.

HA-HA HA HA-HA-HA.

IT WASN'T BIGGERTHAN MINE WAS.

NO, NO, SERIOUSLY,THIS CRAP WAS A MONSTER !

( laughing )

MINE...MINE WAS BIGGER.

I DOUBT IT.

YOU WANNA SEE IT ?

OH, MY FREAKING LORD.

THAT DID NOT SERIOUSLYCOME OUT OF YOUR ASS.

OH, YES IT DID.

GO AHEADAND CHECK IT FOR SPLITS.

IT'S ONE SOLID PIECE.

JESUS.

THAT, UH, A LITTLEBIGGER THAN

YOUR BROTHER'STHERE, GERALD ?

IT'S... OTHERWORLDLY.

RANDY, HAVE YOUCALLED THE PEOPLE FROM

GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS ?

I MEAN,THIS MIGHT SERIOUSLY BE

THE BIGGEST CRAPIN HISTORY.

THAT'S WHY I GOTTAMAKE SURE TO KEEP IT SAFE.

RANDY MARSH.

OH, CRAP !

WHAT THE HELL DO YOUTHINK YOU'RE DOING

KEEPING THATTHING IN OUR HOUSE ?!

THE GUYS AGREE, SHARON.

IT COULD BEA RECORD HOLDER.

WHY ARE MEN SO OBSESSED WITHHOW BIG THEIR CRAP IS ?!