YOU AREN'TGOING ON DATELINE.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TOSAY NOW ?
OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, KYLE !
I ASKED GOD TO SENDSOMEONE TO HELP ME,
AND YOU CAME, KYLE !
I LOVE YOU, MAN !
NO, I BEAT YOU !
YOU TOTALLYSAVED MY ASS, KYLE !
YOU MUST REALLYCARE ABOUT ME.
SEE YA, KYLE !
I GOTTA GET TOA PSYCHIATRIST
AND LEARN TOCONTROL WHAT I SAY.
♪ I GOT AGOLDEN TICKET ♪
THANKS TO KYLE !
♪ I GOT A GOLDEN TWINKLEIN MY EYE ♪♪
AW, SHIT !AW, SHIT !
Cartman got his miracle, in the form of Kyle.
Cartman finds his golden ticket, Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Everyone at school is buying Cartman's fake Tourette's, except Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to a group therapy session for children with Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle is forced to apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.x CLOSE
Dateline NBC is going to do a special on Cartman's Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.x CLOSE
Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.x CLOSE
Chris Hansen won't let Cartman get out of being on Dateline.x CLOSE