SURPRISE, FAT ASS !
KYLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
I WENT ON-LINEPOSING AS A BOY
WHO WOULD HAVE SEXWITH OLDER MEN
AND TOLD THEMTO MEET ME HERE.
MY PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY !
( car horns honking )
( tires screeching )
HEY, I BROUGHT YOUSOME WENDY'S.
YEAH, YEAH, GO ON IN,THERE'S A HOT TUB INSIDE.
STUPID SHIT !
OH, NO,IT'S CHRIS HANSEN !
( murmuring )
WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?
WAIT A MINUTE--
OH, GOD,IT'S CHRIS HANSEN !
CHRIS HANSEN !
I KNEW IT !
THERE AREN'T REALLYBROWNIES ?!
( screaming )
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHINGTO DO WITH THIS ?
ANSWER ME !
STUPID SHIT, COCK !
NOBODY TALKS TOME LIKE THAT !
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT.
TAKE A SEATRIGHT OVER THERE.
SUCK IT !ASSHOLE-LICKER DICK FART !
WHY YOU LITTLE--
I'LL TELL ON YOU !
WOW, YOU'RE THE COOLEST KIDIN THE WORLD.
IF I COULD CALL CHRIS HANSEN
AN "ASSHOLE-LICKING DICK FART"TO HIS FACE,
I WOULD BE SO HAPPY.
YOU WOULD ?
CAN I JUST LIKE HANG OUTWITH YOU SOMETIMES ?
LIKE DO YOURLAUNDRY MAYBE ?
Dateline stops as scores of pedophiles kill themselves in the studio.
Cartman finds his golden ticket, Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Everyone at school is buying Cartman's fake Tourette's, except Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to a group therapy session for children with Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle is forced to apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.x CLOSE
Dateline NBC is going to do a special on Cartman's Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.x CLOSE
Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.x CLOSE
Chris Hansen won't let Cartman get out of being on Dateline.x CLOSE