SURPRISE, FAT ASS !
KYLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
I WENT ON-LINEPOSING AS A BOY
WHO WOULD HAVE SEXWITH OLDER MEN
AND TOLD THEMTO MEET ME HERE.
MY PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY !
( car horns honking )
( tires screeching )
HEY, I BROUGHT YOUSOME WENDY'S.
YEAH, YEAH, GO ON IN,THERE'S A HOT TUB INSIDE.
STUPID SHIT !
OH, NO,IT'S CHRIS HANSEN !
( murmuring )
WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?
WAIT A MINUTE--
OH, GOD,IT'S CHRIS HANSEN !
CHRIS HANSEN !
I KNEW IT !
THERE AREN'T REALLYBROWNIES ?!
( screaming )
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHINGTO DO WITH THIS ?
ANSWER ME !
STUPID SHIT, COCK !
NOBODY TALKS TOME LIKE THAT !
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT.
TAKE A SEATRIGHT OVER THERE.
SUCK IT !ASSHOLE-LICKER DICK FART !
WHY YOU LITTLE--
I'LL TELL ON YOU !
WOW, YOU'RE THE COOLEST KIDIN THE WORLD.
IF I COULD CALL CHRIS HANSEN
AN "ASSHOLE-LICKING DICK FART"TO HIS FACE,
I WOULD BE SO HAPPY.
YOU WOULD ?
CAN I JUST LIKE HANG OUTWITH YOU SOMETIMES ?
LIKE DO YOURLAUNDRY MAYBE ?
Dateline stops as scores of pedophiles kill themselves in the studio.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman finds his golden ticket, Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Everyone at school is buying Cartman's fake Tourette's, except Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to a group therapy session for children with Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle is forced to apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.x CLOSE
Dateline NBC is going to do a special on Cartman's Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.x CLOSE
Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.x CLOSE
Chris Hansen won't let Cartman get out of being on Dateline.x CLOSE