ARE YOU IN POSITION ?
COPY, FOXTROT--TANGO IN POSITION.
AW, SHIT !
YOU SURE YOU DON'TWANNA BACK OUT ?
NO, NO, YOU WERE RIGHT,THAT FAT KID IS FAKING IT.
IF HE GOES ON TV,
MORE PEOPLE WILL THINK THATHAVING TOURETTE'S IS FUN.
ASSHOLE, SHIT !
ALL RIGHT, THEN WEGO WITH THE PLAN,
JUST LIKE"TO CATCH A PREDATOR."
THE FIRST GUY IS HERE.
THIS IS PROBABLYHotForBoys219.
ARE YOU CuteBilly182 ?
YEAH, I WAS CHATTINGWITH YOU ON-LINE.
OH, GOD, I'M SOTURNED ON RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS YOUR HOUSE ?
YOUR PARENTS AREN'THOME ARE THEY ?
NO, IT'S COOL.
GO ON INSIDE,I MADE BROWNIES.
I'M JUST GONNA SLIP INTOSOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE.
COCK !OKAY !
DON'T TAKE TOO LONG !
( giggling )
SO NOW LET'S MEET A CHILDWHO HAS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME,
AND WHO MUST--( man laughing )
WAIT A MINUTE,THIS AIN'T NO HOUSE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
( gasping )
CHRIS HANSEN !
OH, NO, IT'S A SETUP !I KNEW IT !
SIR, WHY DON'T YOUTAKE A SEAT RIGHT OVER THERE.
NOW EVERYONE'SGONNA KNOW I'M A PERV !
( all screaming )
OH, NOT AGAIN.
Kyle in Action
Kyle and Thomas lure a pedophile to the television station.
Cartman finds his golden ticket, Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Everyone at school is buying Cartman's fake Tourette's, except Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to a group therapy session for children with Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle is forced to apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.x CLOSE
Dateline NBC is going to do a special on Cartman's Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.x CLOSE
Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.x CLOSE
Chris Hansen won't let Cartman get out of being on Dateline.x CLOSE