( announcer )LIVE, FROM OURSATELLITE STUDIO IN COLORADO.
THIS IS DATELINE.
TONIGHT, AN INSIDE LOOKAT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME.
I'M CHRIS HANSEN.
IN A FEW MINUTES, YOU WILLMEET LITTLE ERIC CARTMAN,
WHO WANTS THE WORLD TOUNDERSTAND HIS AFFLICTION.
( knocking )
( man )FIVE MINUTES, KID.
JESUS CHRIST, HOW DIDI GET MYSELF INTO THIS ?
GOD... PLEASE,I KNOW I SCREWED UP.
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER PRETENDEDTO HAVE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME.
BUT, SEE, I GET IT NOW.
YOU CAN'T JUST WALK AROUNDSAYING WHATEVER YOU WANT.
YOU GAVE US A FILTER
BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'TWANNA HEAR THINGS LIKE--
I TOUCHED PENISESWITH MY COUSIN !
AND I LEARNED YOU ESPECIALLYCAN'T SAY
WHATEVER YOU WANTON NATIONAL TELEVISION,
BECAUSE THERE COULD BEKIDS WATCHING.
PLEASE, GOD,DON'T MAKE ME EMBARRASS MYSELF
ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
YOU MUST SEE HOW THIS ISALL SOMEWHAT YOUR FAULT, RIGHT ?
PLEASE... I NEED A MIRACLE.
Cartman Needs a Miracle
Cartman prays for a miracle.
Cartman finds his golden ticket, Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Everyone at school is buying Cartman's fake Tourette's, except Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to a group therapy session for children with Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle is forced to apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.x CLOSE
Dateline NBC is going to do a special on Cartman's Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.x CLOSE
Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.x CLOSE
Chris Hansen won't let Cartman get out of being on Dateline.x CLOSE