WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOU GOING ONLIVE TELEVISION ON SATURDAY ?
YES, IT'S ALL FINALLYCOME TO FRUITION.
THE FINAL COGIN MY MASTER PLAN.
THIS SATURDAY I WILL GO ONNATIONAL TELEVISION, LIVE.
I WILL SAY HORRIBLETHINGS ON THE AIR,
AND PEOPLEWILL CALL ME BRAVE.
CARTMAN, THERE ARE PEOPLEIN THE WORLD
WHO REALLY HAVETOURETTE'S SYNDROME.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY !
NOT FUNNY ?
I HAVE FREE REIGNTO SAY ANYTHING I WANT
AND YOU GET INTO TROUBLEIF YOU TRY AND STOP ME.
CARE FOR A SCOTCH ?
KYLE, I'VE WON, NO MATTER HOWYOU LOOK AT IT.
I'VE MANAGEDNOT ONLY TO GET AWAY WITH
SAYING WHATEVER I WANTAT SCHOOL, ON THE BUS,
AT THE DINNER TABLE,
BUT THIS SATURDAY I WILLACTUALLY SAY ANYTHING I WANT
ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
I'M GOING TOBLAST THE JEWS, KYLE.
I'M GOING TO CALL THEM EVERYNAME IN THE BOOK,
AND PEOPLE WILL CALLIT BRILLIANT TELEVISION.
THEY'LL PROBABLY GIVE MEAN EMMY.
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GOON NATIONAL TELEVISION
AND SPEW A BUNCH OF HATESPEECH ABOUT JEWISH PEOPLE !
I WON'T LET YOU DO IT,CARTMAN !
THEN THE GAME IS ON, KYLE.
IT'S NOT A GAME,YOU DERELICT !
AND THIS ISN'T SCOTCH.
IT'S APPLE JUICE !
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAHOW LIBERATING IT IS
TO SAY WHATEVERCOMES TO MIND ?
BIG TITTIES, BUTT MUNCH.
THERE'S NO WALLS ANYMORE.
WHATEVER ENTERS MY BRAIN,
I CAN JUST SAY WITHOUTTHINKING ABOUT IT.
I WET MY BED LAST NIGHT !
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
YOU AREN'T GONNA GET AWAYWITH THIS, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE.
HMM, THAT WAS... WEIRD.
The Game is On
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.
Cartman finds his golden ticket, Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Everyone at school is buying Cartman's fake Tourette's, except Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to a group therapy session for children with Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle is forced to apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.x CLOSE
Dateline NBC is going to do a special on Cartman's Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.x CLOSE
Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.x CLOSE
Chris Hansen won't let Cartman get out of being on Dateline.x CLOSE