( announcer )NEXT WEEK ON DATELINE NBC.
IT'S A DATELINE SPECIAL REPORT.
I'M CHRIS HANSEN.
YOU PROBABLY KNOW ME FROM"TO CATCH A PREDATOR,"
WHERE WE BUST MENLOOKING FOR SEX WITH CHILDREN.
GO AHEAD AND TAKE A SEAT.
TAKE A SEATRIGHT OVER THERE.
OH, GOD, OH, NO !
WHAT ARE YOUDOING HERE ?
I'M JUST BEIN'STUPID I GUESS.
( Chris )BUT NOW WE'RE SWITCHINGOUR FOCUS FROM PEDOPHILES
TO TOURETTE'S SYNDROME.
IT ALL STARTED WHEN I RECEIVEDTHIS TOUCHING LETTER
FROM A BRAVELITTLE BOY IN COLORADO.
( Cartman )"DEAR MR. HANSEN,I HAVE TOURETTE'S
"AND I WANT THE WORLD TOUNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE.
"WON'T YOU DOA SPECIAL REPORT ON ME,
"SO THAT THE WORLD CANLEARN TO ACCEPT US
"INSTEAD OF JUST LAUGH ?
DONKEY BONER !!!"
THIS SATURDAY ON DATELINE,
I WILL BE BRINGING YOUERIC'S STORY,
LIVE AND UNCENSORED,FROM HIS HOME IN COLORADO.
( announcer )THIS SATURDAY ON DATELINE NBC.
FINALLY, MY WISH OF GOING PUBLICWITH MY ILLNESS CAN COME TRUE.
GODDAMN JEWS !
SUCK MY ASS BARF !
Dateline NBC is going to do a special on Cartman's Tourette's.
Cartman finds his golden ticket, Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Everyone at school is buying Cartman's fake Tourette's, except Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to a group therapy session for children with Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle is forced to apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.x CLOSE
Dateline NBC is going to do a special on Cartman's Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.x CLOSE
Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.x CLOSE
Chris Hansen won't let Cartman get out of being on Dateline.x CLOSE