HAS BECOME SUCHA DISTRACTION,
I DON'T THINK I CANTEACH MY CLASS ANY MORE.
I UNDERSTAND IT'S BEENDIFFICULT, MRS. GARRISON,
AND SO MR. DONALDSONHAS COME FROM
THE TOURETTE'S TOLERANCEAND UNDERSTANDING FOUNDATION.
HELLO, MRS. GARRISON.
ASS, ASS !
I WANT TO HELP YOUR CLASS
BETTER UNDERSTANDTHIS ILLNESS-- PISS !
NO, UP YOURS, FAT BOY !
KYLE, PLEASE, I'M SORRY.
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA, THERE'SSOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW.
CARTMAN'S TOURETTE'SISN'T REAL.
YOU THINK PEOPLE WITHTOURETTE'S ARE FAKING ?
NO, I'M JUST SAYINGTHAT I THINK--
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOWHORRIBLE THAT IS TO SAY ?
ASS, ASS !
WE AREN'T FAKING,YOUNG MAN.
TRUST ME, NOBODYWANTS THIS ILLNESS.
ASS, PISS !
THAT'S RIGHT, KYLE.
CRAP-FILLED VAGINA !
THIS ISTHE KIND OF INTOLERANCE
YOU TEACH AT THIS SCHOOL,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA ?
THEN IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND,
I WOULD LIKE TOTAKE THIS BULLY
TO SEE THAT TOURETTE'SIS VERY REAL.
KIDS, TODAY DURINGTHERAPY CLASS,
WE HAVE A SPECIAL VISITOR.
I WANTED HIM TO MEETALL OF YOU
SO HE COULD TRYTO UNDERSTAND TOURETTE'S.
TOURETTE'S IS LIKE A COUGHOR A SNEEZE-- OOWWH !
IT ISN'T CONTAGIOUSLIKE SOME PEOPLE THINK.
A LOT OF PEOPLE WITHTOURETTE'S HAVE DIFFERENT TICKS.
IS THAT I HAVE TO BENDMY NECK AND SNAP MY FINGERS.
BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'TEVEN NOTICE IT.
AH, SHIT, COCK !
SOMETIMES IT CAN BEEMBARRASSING TO HAVE TOURETTE'S,
BUT I-- BOOP--
I'VE LEARNED I SHOULDN'TBE MAD AT MYSELF.
YOU SEE ?
THESE KIDS CAN'TCONTROL THEIR ACTIONS.
PISS IN THE ASS !
LOOK, I WAS JUST SUGGESTINGTHAT MAYBE THIS ONE PERSON
COULD CONTROL WHAT HE SAID,
BUT JUST DIDN'T--FOR FUN.
FUN ?WOO-LOO !
THIS REALLY ISN'TALL THAT FUN.
AH, SHIT !
PISS COMING FROMMY ASS !
YOU WANNAKNOW ABOUT FUN ?
GOING TO PUBLIC PLACES,
KNOWING YOU'RE GONNA MAKEA FOOL OF YOURSELF.
EMBARRASS YOUR PARENTS.
AW, SHIT !
MY DAD FINALLYCOULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
HE DIVORCED MY MOM.
SAID HE'DSTILL BE AROUND,
BUT I ONLY SEE HIM ATCHRISTMASTIME NOW.
SHIT, SHIT !
THIS WORST PART IS I KNOWHOW LONELY MY MOM IS.
A LOT OF TIMES I KNOW SHE'DBE BETTER OFF IF I WAS DEAD.
YOUR MOM WOULD NOT BEBETTER OFF
IF YOU WERE DEAD, THOMAS.
EVEN IF PEOPLE LIKEKYLE HERE THINK SO.
AW, COME ON !
SO THEN YOU APOLOGIZEFOR WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE ?
I WAS JUST TRYING TO...
JUST IN ONE INSTANCE...
NO... NO, I'M SORRY.
Kyle goes to a group therapy session for children with Tourette's.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman finds his golden ticket, Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Everyone at school is buying Cartman's fake Tourette's, except Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to a group therapy session for children with Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle is forced to apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.x CLOSE
Dateline NBC is going to do a special on Cartman's Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.x CLOSE
Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.x CLOSE
Chris Hansen won't let Cartman get out of being on Dateline.x CLOSE