DUMB BITCH !
TITTIES, COCK !
GINGER RETARD !
ASS-LICKER DICKFACE !
DUDE, YOU BETTERWATCH IT.
THE PRINCIPAL'SRIGHT OVER THERE.
OH, GOOD MORNING,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA.
SHIT BALLS !
GOOD MORNING, ERIC.
DID CARTMAN JUST SAY"SHIT BALLS" TO THE PRINCIPAL ?
YOU DIDN'T HEAR ?
WELL, CARTMAN HASSOME MENTAL DISEASE CALLED
TOURETTE'S SYNDROMEOR SOMETHING.
HE'S THE LUCKIEST KIDIN THE WORLD.
IF I COULD SAY"SHIT BALLS" TO THE PRINCIPAL,
I'D BE SO HAPPY.
UH, EXCUSE ME,EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE.
I GUESS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICEDMY AWKWARD TICKS.
PUSSY, ASSHOLE !
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOWTHAT I CAN'T CONTROL IT.
IT'S OKAY, ERIC.
WE ALL UNDERSTAND AND WETHINK YOU'RE VERY BRAVE.
( chuckling )
EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE,I NEED TO HAVE A MOMENT ALONE
WITH MY GOOD FRIEND KYLE.
ASS CHEEKS !
KYLE, APPARENTLY YOU MISSEDTHE SCHOOL ASSEMBLY YESTERDAY,
BUT I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH
A VERY SERIOUSMENTAL CONDITION.
YOU DO NOT HAVETOURETTE'S SYNDROME, FAT ASS.
OH, OKAY,YOU FIGURED ME OUT.
BRAVO, KYLE, BRAVO.
DON'T YOU SEEHOW AWESOME THIS IS ?
IT'S LIKE A MAGIC CLOAK THATMAKES ME IMPERVIOUS
TO GETTING IN TROUBLE.WHO CARES ABOUTSAYING WHATEVER--
OF COURSE, IF YOU WANT TO BESERGEANT BUZZKILL ONCE AGAIN
AND SPOIL MY FUN
BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS YOUDIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST,
WELL, GO RIGHT AHEAD, KYLE.
GOOD MORNING, MR. MACKEY.
ASS PUSSY !
IF I COULD SAY "ASS PUSSY"TO THE COUNSELOR,
I WOULD BE SO HAPPY.
Tourette's at School
Everyone at school is buying Cartman's fake Tourette's, except Kyle.
Cartman finds his golden ticket, Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Everyone at school is buying Cartman's fake Tourette's, except Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to a group therapy session for children with Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle is forced to apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.x CLOSE
Dateline NBC is going to do a special on Cartman's Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.x CLOSE
Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.x CLOSE
Chris Hansen won't let Cartman get out of being on Dateline.x CLOSE