IT STARTED ABOUTFOUR DAYS AGO, DOCTOR,
AND EVERY DAY HE SEEMSTO GET WORSE.
P-P-PUSSY, PUSSY !
COCK, SHIT !OH, DEAR.
I WAS CHECKING OUTTHE INTERNET,
AND IT ALMOSTSEEMS LIKE HIS SYMPTOMS
ARE LIKE THOSE INSOMETHING CALLED
TOURETTE'S SYNDROME ?WHAT IS THAT, MOMMY ?
BUTTHOLE, TITTIES, BALLS !
THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKELY.
TOURETTE'S ISA HEREDITARY DISEASE.
IT DOESN'T JUSTSUDDENLY START.
ON THE OTHER HAND, TOURETTE'SDOES OFTEN DEVELOP
LATER IN A CHILD'S LIFE,GETTING PROGRESSIVELY WORSE.
OH, WELL, THAT'S IT !
SHITHEAD, ASSHOLE !
MEXICAN STINKY BALLS !
OH, DOCTOR,CAN YOU HELP HIM ?
WE DON'T KNOW VERY MUCHABOUT TOURETTE'S I'M AFRAID,
BUT WE WILL GET YOUR SONALL THE HELP WE CAN.
BUT WHAT ABOUT SCHOOL,DOCTOR ?
THE TEACHERS, THE PRINCIPAL,
THEY WON'T UNDERSTAND THATI CAN'T CONTROL WHAT I SAY.
DON'T WORRY, YOUNG MAN.
WE'LL MAKE SURE EVERYONEUNDERSTANDS YOUR DISEASE
AND GIVES YOU THE COMPASSIONYOU DESERVE.
OH, THAT'S AWESOME.
THANK YOU-- FAGGOT !
Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.
Cartman finds his golden ticket, Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Everyone at school is buying Cartman's fake Tourette's, except Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to a group therapy session for children with Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle is forced to apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.x CLOSE
Dateline NBC is going to do a special on Cartman's Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.x CLOSE
Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.x CLOSE
Chris Hansen won't let Cartman get out of being on Dateline.x CLOSE