GIRLS, I JUSTWANT TO SAY THAT
I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU !
THE WAY WE KEPTTHOSE PERSIANS
FROM TAKING OVER OUR BARWAS LES-TASTIC !
WELL, THAT'S GREAT,JANET, BUT WHAT NOW ?
WE CAN'T JUST STAY HEREPUSHING THEM AWAY
OUR WHOLE LIVES.
WE CAN'T-- I THINKIT'S PRETTY FUN.
WE HAVE TO HAVEA MORE SOLID PLAN.
SOMETHING WE CAN USEAGAINST THEM PERMANENTLY.
MAYBE WE CAN DIG UPSOME DIRT ON THE CLUB OWNER.
HEY, THAT'SA GREAT IDEA, BETSY !
WE NEED SOMEBODYWORKING ON THE INSIDE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
IF WE COULD GETSOME PERSIANS ON OUR SIDE,
WE COULD SEND THEM INTO TRY AND DIG UP SOME DIRT
ON THE OWNER !
BUT WHO'S GOING TOSPY ON THEM FOR US ?!
WE DON'T KNOWANY PERSIANS !
THERE'S PEOPLEYOU CAN HIRE
FOR THIS KIND OF THING.
( whistling ) QUE PASOL, QUE PASOL !
LOOKING FOR WORK-- SI, TRABAJO ?
YES.WE ALL CAN WORK, SI.
ALL RIGHT, WE NEED YOU TOINFILTRATE SOME PERSIANS
WHO RUN CLUB PERSH
AND DIG UP SOME DIRTON THE OWNER.
JANET, HOW IS THISGOING TO WORK ?
THEY DON'T LOOK PERSIAN.
SURE THEY DO !
YOU JUST HAVE TOGEL THE HAIR...
PUT ON A SILK SHIRT...
SOME GOLD CHAINS...
AND TONS OF COLOGNE.
ALL RIGHT, MEXICANS, TAKETHE REST OF THESE OUTFITS
AND SEE WHATYOU CAN FIND OUT.
THE ADDRESSIS IN THERE TOO.
OKAY. SI.NO PROBLEM. SI.
PLEASE HURRY, OUR GIRL BARHAS VERY LITTLE TIME.
The Lesbians hire Mexicans to spy on Xerxes.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Garrison switches teams yet again.x CLOSE
Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman.x CLOSE
Garrison takes a stand against the Persians.x CLOSE
Garrison assigns weekend homework.x CLOSE
The boys hire Mexicans to write their essays.x CLOSE
Garrison makes a new friend.x CLOSE
The boys encounter a problem with their essays.x CLOSE
Garrison comes out as a lesbian to the class.x CLOSE
Persians may close down Les Bos.x CLOSE
The Mayor won't help the Lesbians.x CLOSE