SCHOOL STARTSIN FIFTEEN MINUTES !
THEY'LL BE DONE.
( whistling )
QUE PASOL ! QUE PASOL !
ALL RIGHT, DID YOUREAD THE BOOK ?
WHAT WAS IT ABOUT ?
IN CASE OUR TEACHERASKS US.
IT STARTS THERE'STHE OLD MAN.
AND HE JOB IS TOCATCH THE FEESH.
SO HE GET IN A BOAT
TO TRY ANDCATCH A FEESH.
SO HE CATCH THE FEESH,
BUT THE FEESHIS VERY STRONG--
SO THE OLD MAN CANNOTREEL IN THE FEESH.
SO THEN HE FIGHTTHE FEESH SOME MORE.
AND HE FINALLY CATCHTHE FEESH.
HE CATCHES THE FEESH,SO THEN HE CAN MAKE MONEY.
NO, BECAUSEON THE WAY HOME...
THE SHARKS COME ANDEAT THE FEESH.
AND SO...HE NO MAKE MONEY.
( sniffing sadly )
THAT'S IT--THAT'S THE WHOLE STORY ?
ALL RIGHT, DID YOU WRITETHE FOUR ESSAYS.
SI, WE ALL WROTE ESES FOR YOU.
ALL RIGHT !ALL RIGHT !ALL RIGHT !
OKAY, LET'S HAVE 'EM !
HAVE WHAT ?
YOU SAID YOUALL WROTE ESSAYS !
WHERE ARE THEY ?
WELL, MY ESELIVES IN MIAMI.
I WROTE TO HIM,LIKE YOU SAID,
BUT I DON'T THINKHE GOT THE LETTER YET.
I WROTE MY ESEIN ALBUQUERQUE.
I WROTE THREE ESES.
MY ESE BACK HOME,MY ESE IN DENVER,
AND MY ESE IN GLENWOODEVEN WROTE ME BACK !
"THANKS FORWRITING ME, ESE."
DUDE, WE'RE TOTALLYF--KED NOW.
WHY THE HELLWOULD WE PAY YOU
TO WRITE YOUR FRIENDS ?
WE THOUGHT IT WASKIND OF STRANGE.
THIS ISYOUR FAULT, CARTMAN !
NOW WE'RE GONNA FAIL !
YOU GUYS, SCHOOL STARTSIN TEN MINUTES !
SON OF A BITCH !
The boys encounter a problem with their essays.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Garrison switches teams yet again.x CLOSE
Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman.x CLOSE
Garrison takes a stand against the Persians.x CLOSE
Garrison assigns weekend homework.x CLOSE
The boys hire Mexicans to write their essays.x CLOSE
Garrison makes a new friend.x CLOSE
The boys encounter a problem with their essays.x CLOSE
Garrison comes out as a lesbian to the class.x CLOSE
Persians may close down Les Bos.x CLOSE
The Mayor won't help the Lesbians.x CLOSE