WHY WOULD THE POPE BE HOLDINGMY DAD HOSTAGE FOR SNOWBALL ?
I BELIEVESNOWBALL MUST BE
A DIRECT DESCENDANT OFST. PETER HIMSELF,
AND THEREFORE THE TRUEHEIR OF THE POPE'S THRONE.
MR. TEABAG, GET OUT !
THEY FOUND ME !
BOYS, GET OUTOF HERE !
HEAD TO THE WOODS.
I'LL TRY TOBUY YOU SOME TIME.
( ninja )CHECK UPSTAIRS !
( ninja )KITCHEN'S CLEAR !
TRY THE OFFICE !
( microwave beeping )
IN HERE !
WHAT'S THAT ?
( beeping )
SO WHAT NOW ?
IF THE POPE HAS MY DAD,
I HAVE TO GIVE HIMWHAT HE WANTS.
YOU AREN'T JUST GONNAHAND SNOWBALL OVER ?
WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE ?
THERE'S NOBODY LEFTWHO CAN HELP US !
UNLESS MAYBE THERE IS.
HERE, HOLD THIS.
JESUS, I KNOW WE HAVEN'TTALKED IN A LONG TIME,
AND I KNOW THATEVERY TIME YOU APPEAR
WE END UP KILLINGYOU SOMEHOW,
BUT... I DON'TKNOW WHAT TO DO
AND I COULD REALLYUSE YOUR HELP.
I THINK THE RABBITJUST CRAPPED ON MY JACKET.
Stan and Kyle escape Professor Teabag's house just before a detonation of Peeps.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh brings Stan to a meeting of The Hare Club for Men.x CLOSE
The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed.x CLOSE
Stan must kill Jesus to save Easter.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh gets upset when Stan asks why they dye eggs on Easter.x CLOSE
Stan demands answers from an Easter bunny at the mall.x CLOSE
Men dressed as bunnies chase Stan.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh reveals he is in a secret society that protects the secret of Easter.x CLOSE
Stan goes to Kyle's house for help as Randy Marsh wakes up in a cell.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle learn from Professor Teabag that Saint Peter was a rabbit.x CLOSE
At the Vatican, Randy Marsh is dragged off to be tortured by the American Catholic League.x CLOSE