WHAT IS ITIN REGARD TO ?
THE HISTORY OF EASTER.
SORRY, BOYS,IT'S A LITTLE LATE
FOR ME TO BE GIVINGLECTURES.
PLEASE, DO YOUKNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
"THE HARE CLUB FOR MEN" ?
THE KEEPERS ?
THE GUARDIANSOF THE SECRET ?
MY DAD IS IN IT.
THIS RABBIT ISTOO SOMEHOW.
COME ON IN.
"THE HARE CLUB FOR MEN"HAS BEEN AROUND FOR CENTURIES.
ONE OF ITS MOST FAMOUS MEMBERSWAS LEONARDO DA VINCI.
BEHOLD"THE LAST SUPPER,"
THE DINNER CHRIST HADWITH HIS DISCIPLES
THE NIGHT BEFOREHE WAS CRUCIFIED.
WHAT FOOD DO YOU SEEON THE TABLE ?
LOOK TO JESUS' RIGHT,
THE FOOD WHICH ISA LITTLE DIFFERENT COLOR
THAN THE OTHERS.
IT KIND OF LOOKSLIKE AN EGG.
YES, THE EGGMARKS THE SECRET.
IT LIES DIRECTLY IN FRONTOF ST. PETER.
WHO WAS ST. PETER ?
HE WAS THE DISCIPLE THAT JESUSMADE INTO THE FIRST POPE.
BUT THERE'S SOMETHINGTHE CHURCH DIDN'T TELL YOU.
IN ACTUALITY, PETER WASN'TA MAN AT ALL.
ST. PETER...WAS A RABBIT.
OF COURSE, THE CHURCHWOULDN'T ALLOW DA VINCI
TO PAINT PETER AS A RABBIT,SO HE PAINTED HIM AS A MAN,
BUT LEFT CLUES.
I DON'T SEE IT.
HE LOOKS LIKE A GUY.
LOOK MORE CLOSLIER.
WITH LASER TECHNOLOGY WE CANLOOK BENEATH THE PAINT,
AT THE WAY DA VINCIORIGINALLY PAINTED IT.
THAT IS ST. PETER.
THE ORIGINALPOPE OF CHRISTIANITY.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
THE PROOF IS EVERYWHERE.
LOOK AT THE POPE'SHAT-- IT MAKES NO SENSE.
EXCEPT THAT IT WAS ORIGINALLYDESIGNED FOR A RABBIT.
BUT WHY WOULD JESUS WANT ARABBIT TO RUN HIS CHURCH ?
BECAUSE JESUSKNEW NO ONE MAN
COULD SPEAK FOR EVERYONEIN A RELIGION.
MEN CAN BEINTOLERANT.
RABBITS ARE PURE.
BUT THE CATHOLIC CHURCHBURIED THE TRUTH,
PUT A MAN IN CHARGE,
AND "THE HARE CLUB FOR MEN"HAVE BEEN DECORATING EGGS
EVER SINCE TO KEEP THE SECRETIN DA VINCI'S PAINTING ALIVE.
SO THE VATICANTOOK STAN'S DAD ?
Stan and Kyle learn from Professor Teabag that Saint Peter was a rabbit.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh brings Stan to a meeting of The Hare Club for Men.x CLOSE
The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed.x CLOSE
Stan must kill Jesus to save Easter.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh gets upset when Stan asks why they dye eggs on Easter.x CLOSE
Stan demands answers from an Easter bunny at the mall.x CLOSE
Men dressed as bunnies chase Stan.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh reveals he is in a secret society that protects the secret of Easter.x CLOSE
Stan goes to Kyle's house for help as Randy Marsh wakes up in a cell.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle learn from Professor Teabag that Saint Peter was a rabbit.x CLOSE
At the Vatican, Randy Marsh is dragged off to be tortured by the American Catholic League.x CLOSE