( doorbell ringing )
( huffing )
WHAT HAPPENED ?
MY DAD'S IN ARABBIT-WORSHIPING CULT CALLED
"THE HARE CLUB FOR MEN."
THEY PROTECTTHE SECRET OF EASTER.
BUT BEFORE THEY SAIDWHAT IT WAS, THEY WEREATTACKED BY NINJAS
AND PUT ME IN CHARGEOF SNOWBALL.
I'M KIND OFFINGER-PAINTING RIGHT NOW.
DUDE, THEY TOOKMY DAD AWAY !
THEY EVEN SHOTONE OF HIS FELLOW HARES.
AND NOW THEY'REAFTER ME !
DO YOU KNOWANYTHING ABOUT EASTER ?
WHAT IS THE CONNECTIONBETWEEN JESUS
AND RABBITSAND COLORED EGGS ?
DUDE, I'M JEWISH,I HAVE NO IDEA.
( coughing )
NELSON, NELSON,SAY SOMETHING.
I THINK THEY'RE BROKEN.
NELSON, DO YOU KNOWWHERE WE ARE ?
WHERE DID THEY TAKE US ?
WE TRAVELEDFOR HOURS.
KEPT BLACKING OUT.
( coughing )
Stan goes to Kyle's house for help as Randy Marsh wakes up in a cell.
Randy Marsh brings Stan to a meeting of The Hare Club for Men.x CLOSE
The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed.x CLOSE
Stan must kill Jesus to save Easter.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh gets upset when Stan asks why they dye eggs on Easter.x CLOSE
Stan demands answers from an Easter bunny at the mall.x CLOSE
Men dressed as bunnies chase Stan.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh reveals he is in a secret society that protects the secret of Easter.x CLOSE
Stan goes to Kyle's house for help as Randy Marsh wakes up in a cell.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle learn from Professor Teabag that Saint Peter was a rabbit.x CLOSE
At the Vatican, Randy Marsh is dragged off to be tortured by the American Catholic League.x CLOSE