I REALLY WANTED TO WAITUNTIL YOU WERE OLDER,
BUT YOU JUST HAD TOKEEP ASKING QUESTIONS !
WHY WERE THOSE OTHERRABBIT GUYS CHASING ME ?
WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL
WHEN WE THINK SOMEBODY'SON TO US.
WE ARE ALL PART OFA SECRET SOCIETY, STAN.
A VERY ANCIENT, VERY IMPORTANTSOCIETY OF MEN
WHO FOLLOWTHE WAY OF THE RABBIT
AND PROTECT THE SECRETOF THE EASTER BUNNY.
WE ARE CALLED"THE HARE CLUB FOR MEN."
DOES MOM KNOW ABOUT THIS ?
IT'S "THE HARE CLUBFOR MEN."
CHICKS WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND !
I BELONG TO A SECRET SOCIETY
THAT HAS BEEN AROUNDFOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.
OUR IDENTITIES HAVE TOBE PROTECTED.
COULD YOU TAKE OFFTHE EARS, PLEASE ?
STAN, YOU DON'TSEEM TO UNDERSTAND
HOW SERIOUS THIS IS !
THE SECRET OF EASTERTHAT WE PROTECT
IS SOMETHING THATCOULD ROCK THE FOUNDATION
OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.
SO WHAT ISTHE SECRET OF EASTER ?
I CAN'T TELL YOU.
YOU HAVE TO BE ALLOWEDINTO THE SOCIETY FIRST.
BUT... BUT PERHAPSIT'S TIME.
Hare Club for Men
Randy Marsh reveals he is in a secret society that protects the secret of Easter.
Randy Marsh brings Stan to a meeting of The Hare Club for Men.x CLOSE
The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed.x CLOSE
Stan must kill Jesus to save Easter.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh gets upset when Stan asks why they dye eggs on Easter.x CLOSE
Stan demands answers from an Easter bunny at the mall.x CLOSE
Men dressed as bunnies chase Stan.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh reveals he is in a secret society that protects the secret of Easter.x CLOSE
Stan goes to Kyle's house for help as Randy Marsh wakes up in a cell.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle learn from Professor Teabag that Saint Peter was a rabbit.x CLOSE
At the Vatican, Randy Marsh is dragged off to be tortured by the American Catholic League.x CLOSE