( tires screeching )
MOM, DAD ?!
ANYBODY HOME ?!
( Randy )NOT NOW, STANLY,I'M ON THE TOILET.
DAD, YOU GOTTA HELP ME !
HANG ON,I'M TAKING A CRAP.
DAD, THERE'S EASTER BUNNIESCHASING ME !
WHAT ?THEY CHASED MEFROM THE MALL !
I DON'T KNOW WHATTHEY WANT !
THEY'RE COMING IN !
DAD, OPEN THE DOOR !
WE NEED TO TALK, STAN.
IT'S OKAY, GUYS.
YEAH, GUESS IT TURNS OUT
THE KID WE'RE AFTERIS MY SON.
TELL THE GRAND HAREEVERYTHING IS OKAY.
I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
Men dressed as bunnies chase Stan.
Randy Marsh brings Stan to a meeting of The Hare Club for Men.x CLOSE
The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed.x CLOSE
Stan must kill Jesus to save Easter.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh gets upset when Stan asks why they dye eggs on Easter.x CLOSE
Stan demands answers from an Easter bunny at the mall.x CLOSE
Men dressed as bunnies chase Stan.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh reveals he is in a secret society that protects the secret of Easter.x CLOSE
Stan goes to Kyle's house for help as Randy Marsh wakes up in a cell.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle learn from Professor Teabag that Saint Peter was a rabbit.x CLOSE
At the Vatican, Randy Marsh is dragged off to be tortured by the American Catholic League.x CLOSE