( Randy )♪ IN MY EASTER BONNET
♪ WITH ALL THE FRILLSUPON IT ♪
♪ I'LL BETHE GRANDEST LADY ♪
♪ IN THE EASTER PARADE ♪
LOOK AT THAT ONE, HUH !
HALF PURPLEAND HALF YELLOW
WITH A CHICKADEESTICKER.
UH, CAN I ASKA QUESTION ?
WHY DO WE DO THIS ?
WHA-WHAT DO YOU MEAN,"WHY DO WE DO THIS" ?
RIGHT, SO WHY DO WECOLOR EGGS ?
WELL, SO THAT THE EASTER BUNNYCAN HIDE THEM !
YEAH, BUT WHY ?
STANLY, EASTERCELEBRATES THE DAY
THAT JESUS WAS RESURRECTED
AFTER BEING CRUCIFIEDFOR OUR SINS.
SO WE DIP EGGSIN COLORED VINEGAR
AND A GIANT RABBITHIDES THEM ?
YOU DON'T SEE THE MISSEDSTEPS IN LOGIC WITH THAT ?
LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING THAT
SOMEWHERE BETWEENJESUS DYING ON THE CROSS
AND A GIANT BUNNYHIDING EGGS,
THERE SEEMS TO BEA GAP OF INFORMATION !
STANLY, JUST DYEYOUR GOD DAMN EGGS !
I DON'T FEEL LIKECOLORING EGGS !
I DON'T GET IT !
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM ?
WELL, HE'S JUST GETTINGOLDER, RANDY.
MAYBE HE'S FIGURED OUTTHE EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL.
( clattering )
YOU KNOW SO LITTLE.
Coloring Eggs for Christ
Randy Marsh gets upset when Stan asks why they dye eggs on Easter.
Randy Marsh brings Stan to a meeting of The Hare Club for Men.x CLOSE
The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed.x CLOSE
Stan must kill Jesus to save Easter.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh gets upset when Stan asks why they dye eggs on Easter.x CLOSE
Stan demands answers from an Easter bunny at the mall.x CLOSE
Men dressed as bunnies chase Stan.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh reveals he is in a secret society that protects the secret of Easter.x CLOSE
Stan goes to Kyle's house for help as Randy Marsh wakes up in a cell.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle learn from Professor Teabag that Saint Peter was a rabbit.x CLOSE
At the Vatican, Randy Marsh is dragged off to be tortured by the American Catholic League.x CLOSE