THE REBEL AMERICANSKNOW OF OUR ATTACK ?!
FIRE AT WILL !
( all screaming )
( phone ringing )
YOUR MAJESTY,THE ATTACK HAS FAILED.
WE WERE... UNABLE TO ENDTHE AMERICAN REVOLUTION.
( blam ! )
WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'VESAVED OUR COUNTRY
FROM BRITISH RULE ONCE AGAIN.
YEAH, IT JUST PROVESWE NEED TO LEARN NOT TO
PROFILE ONE RACE OF PEOPLE.
BECAUSE ACTUALLY MOST OFTHE WORLD HATES US.
WELL, BAAHIR,I WAS THINKING THAT
MAYBE I OWE YOUAN APOLOGY.
YES, BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT,TECHNICALLY, I DON'T.
BECAUSE BY BEINGSUSPICIOUS OF YOU,
I SAVED YOUR LIFE ANDEVERYONE ELSE'S.
SO, REALLY,YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY.
BUT THAT'S COOL.
YOU DIDN'TSAVE EVERYONE !
I DID !
YOU WERE JUST OUTHARASSING MUSLIMS !
BUT IF I HADN'T CALLED YOUIN THE FIRST PLACE
TO CHECK OUT THE MUSLIMS,
YOU WOULD HAVE JUST STAYEDIN BED SICK ALL DAY, RIGHT ?
IF I HADN'T CALLED YOU,YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
ON YOUR COMPUTER CHECKING OUTTHE CLINTON RALLY.
THAT MEANS MY INTOLERANCEOF MUSLIMS SAVED AMERICA.
THAT IS SOMISSING THE POINT.
ME BEING A BIGOTSTOPPED A NUCLEAR BOMB
FROM GOING OFF--YES OR NO ?
THAT'S NOT THE RIGHTWAY TO LOOK AT IT--
YES OR NO, KYLE ?
NO... NOT...NOT LIKE YOU'RE SAYING.
BUT THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
TODAY BIGOTRYAND RACISM SAVED THE DAY.
BAAHIR, YOU GET THIS,RIGHT ?
BAAHIR, GET AWAY FROMTHAT DISGUSTING CHILD !
GET BACK HOME AND STARTPACKING YOUR THINGS !
WE ARE LEAVING THISWHOLE INTOLERANT COUNTRY !
OKAY, WHO GOT RID OFTHE MUSLIMS, HUH ?
THAT WAS ALL ME.
A SIMPLE THANK YOUWILL SUFFICE.
God Save the Queen
The British invasion is stopped.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman suspects the new student is a terrorist.x CLOSE
Cartman informs the authorities of his terrorist suspicion.x CLOSE
A Bomb-Sniffing Pig finds the bomb.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton may be in danger.x CLOSE
A snuke is found in Hillary's snatch.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers a connection between Hillary Clinton and a Russian terrorist.x CLOSE
Cartman interrogates Bahir's Father.x CLOSE
Government agencies vie for power.x CLOSE
Cartman tortures Baahir's parents.x CLOSE
Cartman finds Baahir at Butters' house.x CLOSE