JARVIS, I WANT YOU TO CHECK FORANY TERRORIST CHATTER ON A.O.L.
MARLEY AND GREGS, TRY SEARCHINGFOR NUCLEAR DEVICES
AskJeeves ?NOBODY USES AskJeeves !
JUST Google SEARCH IT.
ARE YOU TELLING MEHOW TO DO MY JOB ?YES.
THERE'S A RUSSIAN GUYNAMED VLADIMIR STOLFSKY
WHO'S GOT SEARCH-ENGINE HITSALL OVER THIS THING.
CHASE, SEARCH THENAME STOLFSKY ON YouTube
AND CROSS-REFERENCEIT WITH JDate !
LOOK, THESE RUSSIANGUYS ALL HAVE BLOGS
TALKING ABOUT THIS LIKEIT'S JUST SOME DIVERSION
FOR SOMETHINGMUCH BIGGER.
SIR, THESE KIDS ARE RIGHT.
WE'VE JUST RECEIVED INTELTHAT RUSSIAN TERRORISTS
ARE BELIEVED TO BERESPONSIBLE FOR THE THREAT.
WHERE IS THE INTEL FROM ?
WE JUST READ IT ONDrudgeReport.
LOOK, WE ALREADYHAVE THE GUY'S BLOG.
MAYBE WE CAN FINDAN ADDRESS
AND CHECK ITOUT ON MapQuest.
WE DO THIS MY WAY,I'M THE ONE IN CHARGE !
NOT ANY MOREYOU'RE NOT.
OH, SNAP !
I CAPTURED ANOTHER ONEOF YOUR PIECES, BAAHIR !
OH, HEY, ERIC.
WHERE ISTHE DETONATOR ?!
THE WHAT ?
YOU HAVE EXACTLY FIVE SECONDSBEFORE I START DROPPING
SERIOUS APPLE-JUICEFARTS IN YOUR FACE !
ONE !LEAVE ME ALONE !
HEY, I WAS ABOUT TO WIN !
STOP, TERRORIST,OR I WILL SHOOT YOU !
( guns cocking )GET IN THE VAN.
UH, THAT'S COOL.
I'M ACTUALLY NOTPLAYING ANYMORE.
( guns cocking again )GET IN THE VAN !
THAT'S IT !
Cartman Finds Baahir
Cartman finds Baahir at Butters' house.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman suspects the new student is a terrorist.x CLOSE
Cartman informs the authorities of his terrorist suspicion.x CLOSE
A Bomb-Sniffing Pig finds the bomb.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton may be in danger.x CLOSE
A snuke is found in Hillary's snatch.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers a connection between Hillary Clinton and a Russian terrorist.x CLOSE
Cartman interrogates Bahir's Father.x CLOSE
Government agencies vie for power.x CLOSE
Cartman tortures Baahir's parents.x CLOSE
Cartman finds Baahir at Butters' house.x CLOSE