DO WE HAVE THATPHONE TRACE ?
CALL IS GOING THROUGHNOW, SIR.
( phone ringing )
THIS IS C.I.A. HEADALAN THOMPSON.
WE SPOKEBEFORE ABOUT THE--
YES, MR. THOMPSON.
WE'VE JUST ARRIVEDIN YOUR TOWN.
WHY ?DID YOU FIND SOMETHING ?
YES, THERE'S A SUITCASE NUKEIN MRS. CLINTON'S SNIZ.
A SNUKE ?
IT'S CONTROLLEDBY A REMOTE DETONATOR.
WE HAVE TO LOCATE THE TERRORISTBEFORE HE SETS IT OFF.
I HAVE THE ADDRESSOF THE HOUSE
THE TERRORIST MOVED INTO.
I'M ALMOST THERE NOW,WHERE ARE YOU ?
WE'RE ON THE TOWN'SMAIN STREET,
RIGHT BY ANICE-CREAM SHOP.
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DUDE, WE TOTALLYGOT LET OUT OF SCHOOL.
I KNOW, SOMETHING BIGIS GOING ON.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS-I DID A Google SEARCH FOR
HILLARY CLINTONCAMPAIGN RALLY, RIGHT ?
AND ONE OF THE LINKSWAS TO YouTube,
WHERE THIS RUSSIAN GUYHAD A BUNCH OF VIDEOS.
YEAH, THIS GUY,VLADIMIR STOLFSKY.
HE HAD VIDEOS ON YouTubeOF EVERY SINGLE RALLY.
SO HE'S AHILLARY CLINTON FAN.
NO, I CROSS-REFERENCED HISYouTube PROFILE WITH MySpace,
AND ACCORDING TO HIS BLOG,
HE'S AN OLD-SCHOOLCOMMUNIST.
SO WHAT'S HE DOINGAT EVERY CLINTON RALLY ?
DO A WebCrawler SEARCH.
MAYBE HE HASPodcasts UP SOMEWHERE.
OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
( sirens blaring )
WHAT IS GOING ON ?!
WHAT HAVE WE DONE ?!
THEY CLAIM THEY DON'T KNOWANYTHING ABOUT AN ATTACK.
SIR, FIRST PASSOF THE HOUSE--
WE DIDN'T FINDA SNUKE DETONATOR ANYWHERE.
MR. HAKEEM,WHERE IS YOUR SON ?
WE THOUGHT HEWAS AT SCHOOL.
HE'S NOT AT SCHOOL ?
DOING GREAT, MRS. CLINTON.
Kyle discovers a connection between Hillary Clinton and a Russian terrorist.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman suspects the new student is a terrorist.x CLOSE
Cartman informs the authorities of his terrorist suspicion.x CLOSE
A Bomb-Sniffing Pig finds the bomb.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton may be in danger.x CLOSE
A snuke is found in Hillary's snatch.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers a connection between Hillary Clinton and a Russian terrorist.x CLOSE
Cartman interrogates Bahir's Father.x CLOSE
Government agencies vie for power.x CLOSE
Cartman tortures Baahir's parents.x CLOSE
Cartman finds Baahir at Butters' house.x CLOSE