PRESIDENT BUSH,IT'S ERIC CARTMAN.
ARE WE ON A SECURE LINE ?
HUH ? WHO ?
LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE NOTTHE BIGGEST HILDOG FAN,
BUT SHE IS INGREAT DANGER RIGHT NOW.
YES, I UNDERSTAND.
I'LL LETMRS. CLINTON KNOW.
WHAT IS IT, BRIAN ?
MRS. CLINTON, WE JUSTRECEIVED WORD
OF A POSSIBLE TERRORISTATTACK ON YOUR RALLY TODAY.
IS THE THREAT CREDIBLE ?
WE AREN'T SURE.
BUT PERHAPS IT'S BESTWE CALL IT OFF.
NO, I WILL NOT BE BULLIEDBY TERRORIST THREATS.
YOUR MEN DOA GOOD JOB, BRIAN.
I HAVE FAITH THAT ANY THREAT
WILL BE TAKEN CARE OFACCORDINGLY.
WE'VE REACHEDTHE RALLY SITE, HILDOG.
DON'T WORRY, MRS. CLINTON,
I'M SURE EVERYTHINGWILL BE FINE.
THANK YOU, CHRIS.
THEY KNOW ABOUTTHE BOMB.
THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE.
WE TOOK EVERY MEASURETO ASSURE THE BOMB
WAS HIDDEN FROM SIGHT !
WELL, SOMEBODYTIPPED OFF THE C.I.A.
I DON'T KNOWHOW MUCH THEY KNOW,
BUT SECURITY HAS BEENHEIGHTENED.
THAT BOMB MUST TRAVEL WITHTHE CLINTON RALLY TO BOSTON.
THE BOMB WON'TMAKE IT TO BOSTON NOW.
WITH THE HEIGHTENED SECURITY
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OFTIME BEFORE THEY FIND IT.
THEN WE HAVE NO CHOICE.
WE HAVE TO MOVE UPTHE ATTACK.
I UNDERSTAND, COMRADE.
WE DETONATETHE BOMB WITHIN THE HOUR.
Hillary Clinton may be in danger.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman suspects the new student is a terrorist.x CLOSE
Cartman informs the authorities of his terrorist suspicion.x CLOSE
A Bomb-Sniffing Pig finds the bomb.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton may be in danger.x CLOSE
A snuke is found in Hillary's snatch.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers a connection between Hillary Clinton and a Russian terrorist.x CLOSE
Cartman interrogates Bahir's Father.x CLOSE
Government agencies vie for power.x CLOSE
Cartman tortures Baahir's parents.x CLOSE
Cartman finds Baahir at Butters' house.x CLOSE