AND LYING ABOUTIT TO COVER YOUR ASS.
HOW DO YOU PLEAD ?
( mumbling )NOT GUILTY !
GUILTY-- I THOUGHT SO !
ALL RIGHT,LET'S DO THIS !
YOU GUYS, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUSTWAIT A FEW MORE MINUTES.
ALL RIGHT, KENNY,YOU KNOW WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN.
SOCK BATH !
EVERYONE WASH KENNYWITH THE SOAP
AND DRY HIM OFFWITH THE SOCKS !
( Kenny )NO, NO, NO, NOT THE SOCKS !
WAIT, WAIT !
WAIT, STOP IT,STOP IT !
I CAN'T LETKENNY BE SOCK-DRIED.
HE HAD COOTIESAND HE LIED ABOUT IT !
KENNY, DIDN'T HAVETHE HEAD LICE, ALL RIGHT ?!
IT WAS ME.
I WAS THE ONE.
I WAS TOO AFRAIDTO SAY ANYTHING.
BUT I CAN'T LET KENNYBE SOCK-BATHED FOR IT.
WHY ARE YOUSAYING THAT, KYLE ?
YOU CAN'T BE THE ONEWHO HAD HEAD LICE.
BECAUSE I WAS.
YOU'RE JUST TRYING TOMAKE ME FEEL BAD
BECAUSE YOU FIGUREDTHAT OUT, DIDN'T YOU ?
WAIT A MINUTE-- WHAT ?
OH, I GET IT.
THIS IS SOME KIND OFBIG TRICK ON ME.
YOU'VE KNOWN I WAS THE ONEWITH HEAD LICE ALL ALONG, HUH ?
YOU HAD HEAD LICE ?!OF COURSE !
WHY DO YOU THINKI WENT THROUGH THAT
ELABORATE BULLCRAP EXPERIMENTTO FRAME KENNY ?
( Ms. Garrison )YOU ALL HAD HEAD LICE.
EVERY SINGLE PERSONIN THE CLASS.
THE BOYS AND THE GIRLS.
LICE SPREADS FAST,YOU DUMB-ASSES.
I THOUGHT I WASTHE ONLY ONE.
BUT THAT MEANS...THAT MEANS KENNY WAS LYING !
SOCK BATH !
SOCK BATH !SOCK BATH !
( sad music )
The boys reveal that they've all had head lice.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
The doctor prescribes Clyde shampoo to kill his lice.x CLOSE
The Lice out break is under control but questions still need answering.x CLOSE
Cartman tests the boys' blood, revealing that Kenny had lice.x CLOSE
Clyde has a colony of lice living in his hair.x CLOSE
Clyde learns he has head lice.x CLOSE
The lice hold a meeting to discuss the climate change.x CLOSE
Cartman is determined to find out who had head lice.x CLOSE
Travis must find a new place to live to save his baby.x CLOSE
The vice president of the lice colony takes Travis hostage.x CLOSE
Clyde panics when he hears that Kenny will be beaten for having head lice.x CLOSE