NEEDS TO SPEAK UP RIGHT NOW
SO THAT WE KNOWTO STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
YEAH, COME ON !
WE'RE GONNA FIND OUTSOONER OR LATER !
OKAY, WHOEVER YOU ARE,
YOU ARE NOW NOT ONLYA LICE HEAD, YOU'RE A LIAR !
YOU'RE ONLY MAKING THISWORSE ON YOURSELF !
YOU KNOW WHAT ?I'LL BET IT WAS YOU.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHATYOU WOULD DO
IF THEY FOUNDLICE IN YOUR HAIR:
TRY TO LEAD THE CHARGEAGAINST SOMEBODY ELSE
TO TAKE THE SUSPICIONOFF OF YOURSELF.
I DON'T THINK SO,KYLE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ?
THIS IS EXACTLYWHAT YOU WOULD DO
IF YOU HAD HADHEAD LICE:
TRY TO GETEVERYONE TO BLAME ME.
YOU GUYS, STOP IT,THIS ISN'T GETTING US ANYWHERE.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHATYOU WOULD DO
IF YOU HAD HADHEAD LICE, STAN.
YEAH, TRY TO HAVE EVERYONEMAKE PEACE
SO IT DOESN'TSEEM LIKE A BIG DEAL.
AND THIS IS EXACTLYWHAT KENNY WOULD DO:
STAND HERE AND SAYNOTHING.
HEY, GUYS,WHAT WOULD I DO ?
LET'S JUST GET AMAGNIFYING GLASS
AND LOOK ATEVERYONE'S HEADS.
IT'S TOO LATE.
THE TREATMENT WOULDHAVE KILLED IT ALL.
I GUESS WE'RENEVER GONNA KNOW.
THERE'S NO WAY TO TELL.
THERE'S A WAY.
THERE'S A WAY TO FIND OUTWHO HAD SICK-ASS HEAD COOTIES,
AND I'M GONNA FIND IT.
IT WAS HIM.
IT HAD TOHAVE BEEN HIM.
Lice Head and a Liar
Cartman is determined to find out who had head lice.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
The doctor prescribes Clyde shampoo to kill his lice.x CLOSE
The Lice out break is under control but questions still need answering.x CLOSE
Cartman tests the boys' blood, revealing that Kenny had lice.x CLOSE
Clyde has a colony of lice living in his hair.x CLOSE
Clyde learns he has head lice.x CLOSE
The lice hold a meeting to discuss the climate change.x CLOSE
Cartman is determined to find out who had head lice.x CLOSE
Travis must find a new place to live to save his baby.x CLOSE
The vice president of the lice colony takes Travis hostage.x CLOSE
Clyde panics when he hears that Kenny will be beaten for having head lice.x CLOSE