MR. PRESIDENT, I BELIEVE WEHAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM !
THE ENVIRONMENT IS CHANGING.
I BELIEVE IT ISSOMEHOW REACTING
TO OUR PRESENCE ON IT.
AND WHAT DO YOUBASE THIS ON ?
LOOK, THIS ISTHE WORLD, RIGHT ?
BUT NOW THINK OF THE WORLDAS A LIVING BEING.
IF IT WERE SOMEHOW CONSCIOUS,
THEN IT WOULD ULTIMATELY BECOMEAWARE OF OUR AFFECT ON IT.
RIGHT, THE WORLDIS CONSCIOUS.
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
( lice chuckling )
IF WE HAVE MADE TOO MUCHOF AN IMPACT,
THEN THAT CONSCIOUSNESSWOULD TRY TO SNUFF US OUT.
I THINK WE'RE LOOKING ATA GLOBAL CATASTROPHE
THE LIKES OFWHICH WE'VE NEVER SEEN.
POO DIGGERYAND POPPYCOCK.
I THINK WE NEED TO PUTALL RESOURCES
NOW INTO A FULL INVESTIGATION,
PERHAPS EVEN BEGINA LICE-WIDE EVACUATION.
TOMORROW ISTHE GOOTAK FESTIVAL !
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEYWE WOULD LOSE ?
ESCORT MR. MAYFIELD OUT.
THE PRESIDENT CAN'T BEBOTHERED ANY FURTHER.
DAMN YOU,VICE PRESIDENT GREG !
YOU COULD BE KILLING US ALL !
An Inconvenient Truth
The lice hold a meeting to discuss the climate change.
The doctor prescribes Clyde shampoo to kill his lice.x CLOSE
The Lice out break is under control but questions still need answering.x CLOSE
Cartman tests the boys' blood, revealing that Kenny had lice.x CLOSE
Clyde has a colony of lice living in his hair.x CLOSE
Clyde learns he has head lice.x CLOSE
The lice hold a meeting to discuss the climate change.x CLOSE
Cartman is determined to find out who had head lice.x CLOSE
Travis must find a new place to live to save his baby.x CLOSE
The vice president of the lice colony takes Travis hostage.x CLOSE
Clyde panics when he hears that Kenny will be beaten for having head lice.x CLOSE