( school bell ringing )
ALL RIGHT, STUDENTS,LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS.
APPARENTLY, WE HAVEA LITTLE PROBLEM
HERE AT THE SCHOOLWHICH WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT.
YOU MEAN THE JEW PROBLEM.
I'M GLAD WE'RE FINALLYGONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
NO, I MEANTHE PROBLEM OF HEAD LICE.
THERE'S BEEN A LICE BREAKOUTAT A SCHOOL IN DENVER
AND WE NEED TO MAKE SURENOBODY SPREADS IT HERE.
SOMEBODY MIGHTHAVE LICE ?!
EW !EW !EW !EW !
SO TODAY YOU'RE ALL GOING TOTHE GYMNASIUM
TO HAVE YOUR SCALPS EXAMINED.
THAT IS COMPLETELYUNNECESSARY.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ONLYPOOR PEOPLE CAN GET LICE.
THE ONLY PERSON THAT CANSPREAD IT HERE IS KENNY.
( mumbling )WHAT ?-- YOU !
I'M SURE THISCLASS IS CLEAN,
BUT WE'RE GONNA BE EXAMINED
SO THAT IF ANYONEHAS THE LICE,
WE CAN STOP ITBEFORE IT SPREADS.
LICE CAN LIVE INANYBODY'S HAIR...
HOW'S MY BABY ?
YOU MEAN MEOR THE LITTLE ONE ?
I MEAN BOTH.
WELL, BESIDESA LITTLE LONELINESS
WAITING FOR DADDYTO COME HOME,
I GUESS WE'RE BOTH OKAY.
HOW DID A LOUSE LIKE ME
GET SO LUCKY TO HAVEA LOUSE LIKE YOU ?
LUCK HAD NOTHINGTO DO WITH IT, TRAVIS.
( all yelling )
CUT, CUT !WATCH YOUR BACK !
YOU OKAY ?
I JUST WORRY WHATKIND OF WORLD
OUR BABY ISGONNA GROW UP IN.
I NEED TO RUN OUTTO THE FOREST
AND DO ANOTHERSEDIMENT ANALYSIS.
I'M WORRIED WE MIGHT BEOVERWORKING
THE TERTIARY LAYER.
Clyde has a colony of lice living in his hair.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
The doctor prescribes Clyde shampoo to kill his lice.x CLOSE
The Lice out break is under control but questions still need answering.x CLOSE
Cartman tests the boys' blood, revealing that Kenny had lice.x CLOSE
Clyde has a colony of lice living in his hair.x CLOSE
Clyde learns he has head lice.x CLOSE
The lice hold a meeting to discuss the climate change.x CLOSE
Cartman is determined to find out who had head lice.x CLOSE
Travis must find a new place to live to save his baby.x CLOSE
The vice president of the lice colony takes Travis hostage.x CLOSE
Clyde panics when he hears that Kenny will be beaten for having head lice.x CLOSE